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How to ask someone out??

So I just wanted to do cute little things on this, and just try an make you laugh if that's ok??? P.S also some cheesy/cute pickup lines..☺️😐😒
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1. ( okay, idk why , I think this one is really cute, idk why??)
Boy: hey i think you are really cute ☺️
Girl: Um...I'm sorry, but I have a boyfriend...😁
Boy: And I have a math test tomarrow!!?
Girl: So???
Boy : I thought we were listing things we could cheat on. 😏

2. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got FINE written all over you....

3. ( I know this was from Michael Clifford, but I thought it was funny).
Nice shoes lets fuck!....... ( I know I'm sorry) * coughs* NOT!!!

4. Boy: What is your biggest fantasy??
Girl: To be kissed in the rain!! What about you??
Boy: To be the one you're kissing in the rain...😏☺️.

5. I think you're suffering from lack of vitamin ME.

6. Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns....

7. Hi, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. ( omg I know this is bad but....it's so funny)

8. Do you like subway?? How about my footlong......

9. You can call me nemo, cause I'm NEVER afraid to touch the butt.

10. Are you from Jamaica?? Cause Jamaican me crazy!!

11. Those boobs look heavy!! May I hold them for you???

12. You like sleeping??
Hey, me too!!!
We should do it together!!

13. Let's play titanic, you be iceberg and I'll go down.

14. Are you a pokemon? Cause I'd choose you any day.

15. Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!
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I'm sorry I know most of these are dirty, but admit it..... They were funny. Tell me what you thought, comment vote and follow me, I will follow you back!!! Xx see ya my toucans!!,! ( idk just roll with it)