How to know if you are a major tool

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Ok some of these I heard, and some of these I made up so.....let's get to fixin...eh eh see what I did there since we are talking about tools...sorry ok..... 🔨🔩🔧
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1. If you have EVER done the "grind on me " dance. 😒

2. If you wear sunglasses inside. 😎

3. If you smoke just to be cool. 🚬 😒

4. If you drive with your car windows down just to get girls attention. 🚗🙆

5. If you bye this expensive ass stuff, to get friends. 👑💍💎💰

6. If you treat girls like shit just to be cool..you are a fucking loser/tool!!! 💔

7. If you leave a girl for her best friend. 💑

8. If you say you are not a tool. But everyone knows it's true.😐

9. If you say a celebrity is your relative.

10. If you get a tattoo with a dumbass meaning.

11. If you call yourself BAE. 🚶

12. If you say something that is a complete lie, and even have proof it's a lie. 💬💬💬

13. If you take you younger sibling everywhere to attract girls. 👼

14. If your girlfriend dumps you and you beg her to come back, but still treat her like crap.

15. If you admit you are a tool......you are still a tool.....💴🔩🔨

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Okay I just have a problem with guys that are tools.....

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