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Things to relate to

Ok I wanted to write some things that I know are relatable.
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1. * missed call * *calls back* * no answer * What did you die in three seconds.

2. Those days when you wake up in the morning and you suddenly hate everyone.

3. Guys be quiet it's my mom!!! Guy in the back pass the weed!!

4. Most romantic thing you can say to someone: I'll stop loving you when Spongebob gets his drivers license.

5. Attractive person : Hi! Me: Is this some sort of sick joke?!?

6. Five best smells:

🍕 Fresh laundry
🍕 The air before it rains.
🍕 Something cooking or baking.
🍕 Freshly cut grass
🍕 New shoes

7. I'm the type of person that.....

🍕 wants to get good grades, but dosen't want to study.
🍕 replies to a text as soon as I get it, or I don't reply at all.
🍕 will burst out in laughing in dead silence, because I remembered something that happend yesterday.

8. How many times do I have to say " excuse me" before " get the hell out of my way becomes expectable !

9. Dear teachers, if I sit next to my friend I will whisper to her, if you move me across the room I will shout to her its your choice.

10. People: I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me.
Me: I love it my my microwave tells me my food is ready.

11. Telling the truth and smiling for no reason, and then people think your lying.

12. I don't care how old you are, if you don't respect me, I'm not respecting you.

13. Dear person sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test. But the jokes on you I didn't study either.

14. In every classroom there is that one person who thinks they are Albert Einstein, and in every gym class, there is that one person who thinks they are competing in the Olympics.

15. Dear models in face wash commercials, I honestly don't know anyone who can splash water on their face smiling and with their eyes opening.

16. That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at somebody because they make you laugh.

17. When you wake up from a nap, and you have no idea what day, month, or year it is.

18. I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

19. I want to make my name on Facebook " nobody " so when I like a picture it will say " nobody likes this"

20. Imagine this: you are home alone and you sneeze, the phone rings and when you awnser it the person on the other line whispers bless you and hangs up.