Funny/cute chat-up lines

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1.On a scale from 1 to 10: you are a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.

2. Good thing I brought my library card, cause I'm checkin you put!!!

3. Is your face from mcdonalds? Cause I'm loving it!!!

4. My dear, did you just fall from heaven? Cause your hair looks really messed up.....

5. Is that a sunburn or are you always this hot.

6. Do have any raisins? No how about a date?

7. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

8. Hey have you ever heard of princesses?

Um..yeah why?

You have my number let me know if you ever want to be treated like one...

9. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

10. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

11. Is the sun coming up? Or is that just you lighting up my world?

12. Your like a dictionary- you add meaning to my life.

13. Can I tie your shoes? Cause I can't have you fall for someone else.

14. Do you have a band-aid?

Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

15. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I just walk by again?

16. If you were a triangle you'd be acute one!

( okay this next one is a classic, but I love it)

17. girl, you from Tennessee, cause your the only 10 I see...

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