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Idiotic things people have done.

1.Some guys where in a boat, they were just floating along, and one of the guys had seen a shark, they stopped the boat to see where is was.

They felt the boat being pushed to the side, at first the thought it was the tide, but then another guy had seen what looked like a shark, he wasn't sure so he put his hand near its face...... Let's just say that guy doesn't have a left arm.

2. There was a lady who was shopping at Walmart one day, and she was leaving the store she looked at the sky and she got startled, she ran to her car, and she called the cops.

When the cops had got there, she was in the car trembling, the cops had asked her what she saw, and she looked up at them and pointed to a cloud and said there was smoke in the sky............

3. There was a man who went to the zoo everyday. He would always sit on the same bench all day, well the workers had noticed that the man was always talking to the Jaguar.

They didn't think anything of it, until one day, the workers where working on a new habitat, they had on all kinda of machines, so they couldn't hear much. Then they saw the man running away from the jaguar habitat with his hand in his pocket and blood was running down the leg of his pants.

The quickly ran over to the man to see what happend, apparently he felt that him and the jaguar had gotten very close, so he stuck his hand in the cage, and the jaguar that attacked the man.

Okay I know this was short, but these were my favorites..so.....