Uncle Joe was walking down the street with it's two best friends who are dating, when it saw the most beautiful man buns its ever seen.
"Dang, he looks like a shawty like a melody in my head" Uncle Joe said lookin some buns.
Pop looked at Joe " Wonder if he can play the harmonica while in play the guitar?"
CAL GASPED "ARE U CHEATING ON ME?!"
"NO NEVER ITS CANON I SAID I LOVED U OKAY BAE!" POP PLEADED
"ALRIGH BAE U STILL A MELODY IN MY HEAD!"
Uncle Joe ignored them and went over to its knight and shining armor. Joe walked up to the bun man.
"Ayo ur hawt. Not like hot like how an oven is hot no ur hot like how pitbull's songs are hot." Joe said while putting its luscious blonde hair behind its ear.
"Oh well, ur hot like chug jug with you is hot." The h a w t stranger smirked,
"Ay Shawty u single??????" Joe asked like the world around meant nothing it,
"Single as a pringle, what's ur name hawty?" The buns man smirked while my phone was a 69%.
"Joe, Uncle Joe😏 and urs?" it looked into buns mans eyes suggestively.
"Mr. Worldwide" buns man looked back at Joe.
"WAIT WHAT NO BESTIE LIKE PITBULL MR.305?!" The luscious blonde asked,
"U'd be correct at that." Mr. Worldwide smirked,
Cal and Pop finally caught up (daum they slow smh)
"Ayo bestie who dis mans that my mans was gonna cheat on me with?" Cal asked and Pop rolled his eyes,
"This mans is Mr. Worldwide." Joe said looking at the Mr. 305,
"Bestie what that ur favorite artist." Pop said still mad that Cal thinks he would cheat on him smh.
"Ya he my bby now" it smiled,
Cal looked Mr. Worldwide up and down, " nice swag sunglasses."
Joe was blushing when it looked at Mr. Worldwide.
(mind) wow he really do be hawt tho.
Pop looks at Cal "Ayo baddie wanna leave these two hawties to talk and get to know each other if you know what I mean *wink wink nod nod*"
"Alright, rich bae mwah" Cal says looking deeply into Pop's eyes,
** Pop and Cal leave **
Uncle Joe looks at Mr. Worldwide,
(Mind) How am I suppose to start this off I just met my idol and turns out he's a real hawty in real life.
"Soo~" Mr. 305 decided to start off because it was getting a little awkward.
"Wanna come to my house😏😏" He finished,
"w-w-w-wh-what?!" Joe blushed,
(mind) I-isn't this a bit soon, I-I mean we just met.
Mr. Worldwide looked at Joe with a smirk, " Is that a yes?"
"U-um, su-sure" Joe looked like a tomato that was eaten by a baboon's butt.
Joe and Mr. Worldwide then started walking to his house.
A/n: LMAO SURE.
REMEMBER TO BE A BADDIE LIKE MR. WORLDWIDE AND UNCLE JOE
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Mr. Worldwide x Uncle Joe
RomansaOne day Uncle Joe was strolling down the street with his best friend Pop and his lover Cal Joe spots the most handsome looking man in the world. How will their love turn out? Is it love at first sight? If you couldn't tell from the title or the desc...
