Joe was happy, It had finally made up with Cal and Pop and was now under its stairs eating some gorilla poop it had found in Cal's drawer next to his bed. After the Gorilla poop was gone all it could think about was Mr. Worldwide. He had become a part of Joe's everyday life now.
All of a sudden Joe hears singing coming from the living room. It follows the sound like Drake levitates towards good smelling food. As it walks into the living room he sees an orange haired ?human? singing on the TV.
"When your legs don't work like they used to before~" The TV singings, this leaves Joe questioning who this male singer is.
"CALLLLLLL;LLWKNIUWF, POOPPPPPPPP WHERE R U I NEED HELP WIPING!!!!" It screams like a banshee saying it's last goodbyes. Joe starts to hear foot steps making their way to it.
"HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU?! WE. ARE. NOT. GOING. TO. WIPE. YOUR. BUTT." Cal screams back this time sounding like a gorgilla giving birth.
Joe starts to smile very cutely and asks,
"Cal, who is this dihagerasha looking stain?" Cal looks at the TV and answers,
"That's Ed Sheera," Joe claps its hands which is most definitely more quiet than the sounds of it eating gorilla poop, "anyways, Joe, you better not get any ideas, you already have a mans." Cal scolds,
"Ikikik dw, Mr.305 is all i need in my life." Joe says while it's pupils turn into hearts and it's head grows cat ears. Cal rolls his eyes and Joe giggles like a cute anime girl.
A/N: I'm sorry its been so long my swaggers.
Ed sheera bad, Mr. Worldwide good.
Lalalala~
byebye until next time😈😈
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