Advice

Asking Someone Out

hi everyone. i see you've stuck around. without further ado, here is some advice of what to do when asking out someone you like. or just confessing your feelings in general. have fun.

step one - don't wear makeup or anything extravagant if you don't already normally do so. 

reason - if you need to change yourself even a little bit for them, even if you're just trying to get them to notice you, they aren't worth it. i'm really sorry and i know you really like them and i know you feel like they're the one. but honey if they were they would have already noticed you without you dressing up. of course, you can dress up to feel good about yourself, but don't do it for other people. they honestly don't care. and if they do care about you once you're dressed up, but not before, ditch them hard. 

step two - walk up to them. it's simple. just walk up to them. don't work on your poker face either. 

reason - if you wear a poker face, then you will give off the impression that you are impartial to the situation and that you don't care. this will make them feel like you don't care about them and they are a hell of a lot less likely to say yes. it's okay to express your anxiety or nervousness people. don't be a robot. the reason you should just walk up to them, is because they're not a god. they're not going to smite you just because you walked towards them. and neither are they a hell-hound who's going to rip you to shreds. they are a person with feelings. don't scare them away and they won't run away. 

step three - tell them outright how you feel. don't do this whole 'i like you now, i don't like you later, now i like you again' crap. 

reason - it's disturbing. it's confusing. and i sends the message that they're just going to be a toy for you to play with when you feel like it, and not a whole full time relationship. because relationships take a lot of time and effort. 

step 4 - if they say no, don't take it in your stride and walk off like it's no big deal. 

reason - show that you are upset. it's okay. you have feelings, and you're allowed to express them. but don't guilt trip them. if you have to guilt trip them, then you're wasting you're time. and you're wasting their time. and they will hate you. 

step 5 - this is the most important step. but most people miss it. even if you do all the other steps, if you miss this one, tough luck you're out of the game. you might even be able to only do this step and leave the others if you play your cards right. just don't do anything stupid and don't waste your time. 

do you want to know what this step is?

don't be a dick. 

don't you dare. 

reason - you might think you look and sound really cool, and your friends might compliment you and say you're awesome. but you're really just an asshole with anger problems. and taking it out on the person you like will not get you anywhere. if anything it will get you a whole lot of haters. and however many 'badass' quotes say that haters are your biggest fans and whatnot. they're really not. they're people who will go out of their way to make you miserable because you made someone else miserable. just... don't be a dick. 

also, here's a comforting word to anyone who's going through a rejection or a breakup or have just realized that their crush isn't that great after all. 

if you had to break up with someone or if their broke up with you or rejected you, then they aren't right for you. i'm really sorry but they're just not. but in this world, there is a person who is looking for you in every person they meet. and they are also the person you are looking for in every person you meet. and they will love you with their whole heart, and they will do everything they possible can to keep you happy and safe and never would it ever cross their minds that they would hurt you. you've just got to wait a little longer, and they will find you. 

and, maybe the only person who could ever deserve such a brilliant and spectacular person as you, is the person who doesn't feel like they deserve such a brilliant and spectacular person as you. keep them. don't let go of them even if the world splits in two and you are on opposite halves. they deserve you and you deserve them. 

and don't ever do anything to hurt them or i will personally go over to your house and pull a Rapunzel on you and smash your head in with a frying pan. 

i hope that you have had fun reading this, and that, if this applies to you, that you will take this advice. 

bye fellow unicorns, hamsters and plushie monsters. see you next chapter :b