Flowers - SP Book One

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Well, we were playing Fantasy-Kingdom stuff, when Kenny became a traitor, leaving Cartman's side to be a princess. I didn't play, but I was now. Kyle didn't know that.

Cartman and his side, Xbox, came over. They then started a fight. "SEND IN THE DRAGON!" Stan screamed. The ground shook. "YOU GUYS HAVE A FUCKING DRAGON?!" Kyle screeched. I land with my fake dragon wings right beside Kenny. "Hah. Didn't expect that did ya?" Scott stared at me. "KIT! YOU'RE WITH HIM?!" Cartman yelled. "Hah. Yep!" I chuckle. "Now, leave our princess alone, or I shall breathe fire onto you all!" "Wait, don't dragons kidnap princesses?" I look at Kenny. He glared. "Well, I'm more of a dragon mage. But I'm part-dragon."

Kenny's side was PlayStation/Sony, and Cartman's side was Xbox/Microsoft. I wanted to be on both sides. Later, they gave the Xbox side guns. Kenny was gonna die. I had to protect him... her? I don't even know at this point.

It was time for Black Friday. I had to buy both Xbox and Playstation at the same time. Then our war would be settled.

We all ran in. I grab an xbox, and a playstation. "KIT HAS BOTH XBOX AND PLAYSTATION!" The majority of both teams chased me. I avoid the crowds, and jump to the checkout. "1 XBOX AND 1 PLAYSTATION PLEASE!" "$951.88 please." I throw my wallet at him. "THERE!" I scream. All the kids look at me. "OUR WAR HAS BEEN SOLVED! BOTH XBOX AND PLAYSTATION HAVE BEEN BOUGHT! AT THE SAME TIME! SO OUR WAR IS OVER! XBOX HAS BEEN BOUGHT FIRST, AND PLAYSTATION HAS ALSO BEEN BOUGHT FIRST! SO CAN WE STOP THE WAR?!" Bill Gates walked into the room, clapping. "Good job, little girl. You tried to save your friends by buying both Xbox and Playstation. You tried to save the Princess, didn't you?" I look at Kenny, who stepped beside me. "Well.." I heard a click. "KENNY!" A big boom goes off.

<Kenny's POV>

Shit. He had a gun. He aimed it at me and fired. I flinch, but the bullet never hit. I open my eyes. "K-Kit..." She falls back. "Relax, K-Kenny. I'm fine. It just hit my arm." "Well, I actually shouldn't kill the princess. I should kill the hero. No, both? No. the hero." He fires again. But it reflected off of her. "What the hell?" She was holding an emotion orb. "Huh. Those things ricochet bullets!" She laughed but then winced. Kyle and Scott ran up beside us. "Kit. Why did you take the hit?! You know I can't die!" I whisper-yelled. "You said it hurts when you die, right?" She grabbed her arm. "Kit... but... you can't come back if you die..." She laughed again. "I know... but I would rather protect you, y'know?" Bill was gone, at this point. "Did you really waste $951 dollars on both an Xbox and Playstation?" I ask. She laughs. "Well, you love PlayStation..." She slips the PlayStation box into my hand. "So... it technically wouldn't be a waste.." My eyes sparkle. "Kit..." I hug her. "You're the best friend a guy could have." "So you're a prince now?" I laughed. "Can we get the bullet out of your arm already?" Kyle asked.

I was asleep, but woke up randomly. My brain started drifting. Kit really helped me. She protected me. Something then flashed before my eyes. "HEY! TAKE ME! GIVE ME MY FRIENDS BACK AND TAKE ME! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT RIGHT?! A SACRIFICE?!" That was Kit's voice. Wait. That's why she was acting weird at the superhero base! SHE HAD ANOTHER VISION! But.. when will it happen? I shake it off, until I heard a knock on my window. I look over. Speak of the devil. I open the window. "Kit, do you know what time it is?" I ask. "I couldn't sleep... I had-" "Another vision?" She froze. "How did you know?" "Kit. You're a sacrifice, aren't you? I just had the same vision you had at the superhero base." "Wait... seriously?" I nod. "Do you wanna play some PlayStation?" She laughed. "Sure!"

We stayed up until about 2AM playing Genshin Impact together. I kept dying from failing parkour. "UGHH!! How do that so perfectly?" I whispered-screamed. "Practice." She said. She yawned. "You tired?" She nods. "Yeah..." She lays on my shoulder. "You wanna sleep on me?" "What? You're comfy. Plus, you're single. Until Butters confesses his love on Monday." "WHAT?!" I screech. She shushed me. Dad walks in. "What the hell?!" "Oops..." Kit sighed. "Get her out of here!" Mom slaps Dad. "She's the one who gave us tons of canned food and money! We wouldn't be here right now if it weren't for her." Kit grabbed her wallet. "I spent $499 on a PlayStation for Kenny. Here." She pulled out... $400 dollars?! "Take this. I have about $1900 dollars at home. I spent $951 today, so I have..." She thought for a moment. "$948.12 now, but take away $400... I have $568 dollars right now. So, take this money." She handed both my parents $200. "Kid, you don't have to do this. We haven't done anything to deserve it!" I stared at her.

<Kit's POV>

"No. But Kenny has been my friend for a while. He was raised by good people, and you are the poorest people in this town. It's the least I can do for this family." The mom smiles. "Um.. aren't you the one who had abusive parents?" I nod. "Well, there's one thing we can do for you." "What's that?" "We can adopt you. It costs... about $187 dollars." I look at them, then back at Kenny. "I-I..." I smile. "KENNY! I WANNA BE YOUR SIBLING! LET'S DO IT!" Kenny just burst out laughing. "They were kidding, Kit!" "No, we weren't, Kenny." I squeal. "WAIT WHAT?" He stands up and starts squealing too. "WE'RE GONNA BE SIBLINGS!" We sang, dancing in a circle. "We'll go to the adoption center in the morning," Stuart said. "In the meantime... what about your house?" I thought. "I could live there, but I could also live here. This will be where I'm at most of the time. But when I go to bed, since my house is right around the corner from this place, I'll sleep at my house." They agree to the plan.

The next morning, we were at the adoption center. Stuart and Carol walk up to the front desk. "The McCormick family? What is it now?" "We'd like to adopt Felicity Lemburg, please." I walk up to the desk. "You can't. It costs-" I hand them the $187 dollars. "Kid, are you serious? You want to be adopted by the poorest people in South Park." "Yep!" "Alright, sign here..." After a while, we were done. "Felicity Lemburg, you are now known as Felicity McCormick." I squeal. "YES!!" Kenny runs over, and hugs me. "WE'RE NOW SIBLINGS! I can't wait to tell Karen and Kevin!"

I'm so excited to tell everyone! I start running with Kenny to the playground. I had told the guys and Wendy to meet up there. We stop, and look around. I saw Scott, Butters, Kyle, Stan, Wendy, Craig, Tweek, and Cartman. "Guys!" I drag Kenny over. "What could be so important that you needed to call us all together?" I look at Kenny. "GUESS!" Kenny said, smiling. "Kenny, I've never seen you so happy!" Butters said. "Same with you, Kit." Scott added. "ME AND KENNY ARE SIBLINGS NOW!" "HAHAH! Liar!" I show them the adoption paper. "OH MY GOD! NOOO! KIT'S A POOR KID NOW!" Cartman cried. I laughed so hard. "No, we're about to be richer than Token, because Faith is still sending money, and she's currently sending $500 twice per week. I texted her telling her the new address." Kenny smiled.