Flowers - SP Book One

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 I was at Kyle's house with Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. We were playing a board game. "Bubby, what are you playing?" Shelia asked. "Dungeon Masturbater." Cartman blurts. "WHAT WHAT WHAT?!" I burst out laughing. "No, he was kidding. We're playing Dungeons and Dragons." She breathes with relief. "You need to watch your mouth, young man!" "HEY! WE ALL CURSE!" Cartman yelled. "Kit doesn't. That's why Kyle loves her." Sheila said, proudly. "MOM!!" Kyle screeched, blushing. I blush too. Kenny snickered. Stan was so focused on the monster book. Kyle's mom left the room. "Stan, you good?" Kyle asked. No response. "STAN MARSH, REPORT TO EARTH!" No response from me, either. "OOH KYLE IS MAKING OUT WITH KIT!" Kenny yelled. "WHAT?!" Kyle and I screamed, blushing more. I grabbed Kyle's air horn. "Cover your ears." I put it up to Stan's ear. HONK! He jumps, screaming like if there was bloody murder. "WHAT THE FUCK, KIT?!" Stan yells at me. "LANGUAGE!!" We heard Sheila scream from the kitchen. I laugh.

 "It's 12AM! What in the world are you doing up, still?!" Gerald scolds. "We're playing Dungeons and Dragons. 1 more hour left until our campaign is over." Kyle said. "...1 hour. Then you all stay here and sleep. It's too late to go out." 

 "HAH! WE WON! TAKE THAT, STAN!" Me and Kyle did a victory dance. My body then collapsed onto the ground. "KIT!" I couldn't move. "I think she's asleep," Stan said. I was tired but wasn't asleep yet. Kyle picked me up and laid me down somewhere warm. It was also soft and comfy. I smile. "You haven't even started dating her yet, have you?" Stan asked him. I listened in. "No... I'm waiting till the fairground. I love her so much, but what if she rejects me?" Kyle replied. "Dude, have you seen the way Kit looks at you? She looks up to you. She loves you, Kyle." I didn't get to hear the rest, since I fell asleep.

 I wake up. My back was really tense. I grab my phone. Faith texted me, saying I should get a pet Guinea Pig. Well, that came out of nowhere. Pets can relieve stress. I'll give it a shot... 

 I walk to the pet store. "Hello, little girl! What are you here for today?" A man asked. "I would like to buy a male guinea pig, please." He nods, walking over to a pet cage. "Which one would you like. I recommend you buy 2 so there is no abnormal behavior." I look. "These are all males, right?" He hummed. "I want the one with black, white, and yellow fur," I said.

 I walk out of the store, holding my new guinea pig and new guinea pig supplies. "Kit?" I turn my head. "Oh, hey Craig." He walks over. "Why did you get a guinea pig?" "My friend, Faith recommended it. It helps with stress." He smiled. "What did you name them?" "Well, his name is named Creek." Craig blinked at me. "Did you really name it after me and Tweek?" I laugh. "Do you promise me something?" I ask. "What?" "If something happens to me..." I hand him Creek. "I want you to take care of him." He looked at my guinea pig. "Why are you giving me such a big responsibility?" I chuckle. "Because I trust you. You are the most responsible kid I know, alright? More responsible than Kyle." He smiles. "Thanks, Kit." I hum. "I want you to keep him for tonight until I get a proper spot for him. That okay?" "Yeah."

 After a long talk, I walk home. My new parents were getting arrested?! I run over. "Mom! Dad!" They were fighting each other. "You're with the McCormick family?" A man asks. "Yes!" "You are going to have to be put into a foster home with your other siblings." Kyle, Stan, Scott, Craig, Tweek, and Butters run over. "KIT! What's happening?!" I look at him. "I-I..." "She's moving to a foster home." The same man said. "No! K-Kit... you can't..." I hug Kyle, sobbing into him. "Now, you listen here motherfucker." Craig pins him up against the police car. "You are not taking her anywhere." "I'm sorry, but there's no other option." Craig let go, staring at the ground. "She may possibly return home. But I doubt it."

 After we left, we got into a car. Karen was scared. I put my hand on her lap. She looks up, smiling a bit. "We're gonna be okay, I promise."

 We then moved to a very strict house. It was... bad. We were currently heading to school. It was already time for recess. Well, almost. Just a couple minutes. "So, can anyone tell me what 2x2 is?" Nobody raised their hands. "Kit, what about you?" I chuckle. "4." Everyone stared at me. "I was joking... boy! You're pretty much the smartest one in 4th grade, now!" I smile.

 I was outside at recess. When I saw a bunch of kids gathered around Karen. I froze. "Now, hand over the doll." I punch the girl. "My sister won't be handing over anything." The girl turns around. She kicks me. "OOF!" She aims to punch me in the head, but someone jumps down in front of me. "How about you leave them alone?" I look up. "Mind your business, Peter Pan!" Mysterion kicked the girl. "Felicity and Karen McCormick are off limits. Everyone better know this, got me?" He throws down firecrackers, carrying Karen up a ladder on his back. I followed.

 "Now, if there is a divine being above us..." I roll my eyes. "Yeah, Karen and Kit's guardian angel saved them!" "THAT IS IT! EVERYONE DOWN TO THE PUNISHING ROOM!" I stand up. "NO!" Both the adults look at me. "YOU ARE NOT HURTING ANYONE IN THIS ROOM! Try hurting someone. I dare you." A fork is thrown at me. It lands in my arm. I wince, ripping it out. I touch my wound, healing it. "That all you got?" "KIDS, GO UPSTAIRS!" I wink at Kenny. 

 I was basically in a battle for life. There was a loud bang from the kitchen. The adults walked away. Mysterion appears right after. "C'mon. Upstairs." He said. He opens the girl's room. Both the guys and girls were there. Mysterion then ran away, disappearing. 

 We were being sent back. I can't wait to surprise the guys! I sneak into Kenny's house with everyone else. I cant wait for tomorrow... heh.