Flowers - SP Book One

23*

 I wake up. I felt something wrapped around my chest. I look down. "KENNY!!" He just snored. He was my sibling, but yet he broke into my house just to sleep with me. He also had his legs wrapped around my lower body. I reach for my phone. I couldn't reach it. I heard my phone ding. I check my clock. Uh oh... this was the day Stan and Kyle were gonna come over. Dang... Kyle's gonna beat the crap out of Kenny! Faith and Cartman were probably together, too.

 Eventually, my bedroom door broke down. "Kit!" Kyle throws Kenny off of me. Stan looked pissed. "What's wrong, Stan?" I ask. "Well, some New Jersey people moved into my house. I explain more when we get to Sizzlers."

 "So, whenever they get angry they calm down and say 'It's just a jersey thing?' Man. That's dumb." I said. Faith was with us. Cartman was just shoveling food into his face. "Why are there so many jerseys?!" "Hey! You got a problem with us?!"

 In a matter of seconds, the whole room turns into a jersey party. The 6 of us look around. I see a beer bottle being thrown. "AH! KYLE LOOK OUT!" He gets bonked on the head. "Ow..." I ran over to him. "You okay?" I ask, putting my hand on his forehead. "Y-Yeah..."

 We get home. We were all just gonna stay the night at my house. "Why is it that when we have a sleepover it's usually at Kit's house?" Stan asked. Kyle laughed. "Probably because there are no rules." I smile, pulling myself close to Kyle. He was sitting on the bed. I wrap my arms around his shoulder. This scene reminded me of me and Tweek. I shake off the sad feelings and wrap my legs around his waist. Everyone was playing a board game, so nobody saw us. "What're you doing, Kit?" I chuckle and turn myself around to which I was sitting on his lap. He blushed. I turn my head and kiss him. "LOOK! KYLE AND KIT ARE MAKING OUT." I jump. "AH!" I fall back, but Kyle catches me. 

 So, we were about to prepare for a whole entire war. We were gonna become West Jersey. I was currently going to Kyle's house. His mother told me he had locked himself in the bathroom. 

 I knock. "Kyle?" You could hear sniffling. "G-Go away, Kit." "Kyle, what happened?" I ask. "You'll hate me if I tell you." I sit at the door. "Kyle, whatever you did, I will always love you. No matter what. I don't care if you hate me, but I'll always love you no matter what." I stand up, starting to walk away. He unlocks the door. He had a black shirt, and all of his fluffy ginger hair was showing. "Wow, your New Jersey, huh?" He nods. I wipe away his tears.

 We were getting guns when Cartman told Kyle things he shouldn't have. Kyle grabs Cartman by his neck and pins him up against a tree. "I'm not one of them! Do you understand me?!" Cartman gasps for air. "You'd better get that through your fat head! I will never be one of them, and if you say it again, I swear to God, I'll smash your fucking teeth in!" He says, slamming him against the tree. He then walks away angrily. I was blushing a bit. Never knew Kyle could be so... aggressive. 

 We were at Sizzlers. "Hey Kyle, go into the meat fridge!" Cartman said. "No! You're just saying that so he can get trapped!" Suddenly, kids appeared from all around, grabbing me and Kyle. "HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!" Kyle screams, trying to break free. "If we throw her in there, Kyle will have no choice but to go in after!" Cartman laughed. "Dude! What the fuck?!" Stan yelled. "Cartman! What's that behind you?!" Kyle screeched. "Smoosh smoosh!" I scream, and am thrown to the ground. Kenny pulled me to his chest.

 Kyle started screaming once that creature thing started trying to screw Cartman. "OI, YOU CABBAGE! YOU GET OFF MY FRIENDS!" Kyle yelled. The female creature thing screamed at him, which was replied to by a fist to the face. 

 We were back to normal. I had water I was drinking. "Kyle, even though your a monster deep inside..." Cartman pinches Kyle's cheek."You're my little monster." I spit out my water and gave him a look. I felt my face turn angry. "Arghhhhhh!" I pounce onto Cartman, starting to punch him. "OW! KIT!!" I punch him again. "DAMN! KIT PACKS A PUNCH!" Stan cheered. "OW! KIT! STOP!" I stand up and knock him back down.

 We start walking home. "See you tomorrow, guys!" I said, waving as I walked into my house. "See you, Kit!" They said. Faith lived right across the street, so I might see her at the bus stop tomorrow.

 I hop into bed. Kyle was a sweet caring and thoughtful man-child. But he wasn't just any man-child, he was my man-child. Now I sound like Cartman. I smile and close my eyes.