Rants about random things

I hate the ocean :)

I hate the ocean.

Let me explain why.

Ok so you know that we haven't even discovered all of the ocean yet, yet people prance around in the ocean wearing nothing but waterproof underwear. Why? the ocean is fucking scary....

I'm glad to be living in New Zealand where our waters are a bit safer but I still hate the ocean. The worst feeling when your swimming is when a random piece of seaweed sticks to your leg and it's covered in sea bugs. (I know hat sounds a little too specific but it's happened to me multiple times)

What's even worse is rivers and lakes. In my experience, lakes have a shallow part, and then a really deep part, and there is no smooth transition between the two. Once I was swimming in a lake (as you do) and I almost drowned because there as a massive 2 meter drop and I stepped off of the edge because I couldn't see because there were sticks in the water.

now that i've cleared the fact that I hate the ocean and lakes, I also did like the pools. I swear almost every time I've been to my local aquatic centre, one of my siblings have tried to drown me on purpose, and they all know that so can't swim.

also, when I went to the states to visit my family, there were so many alligators in the lake by my uncles house. And my uncle threatened to push me in the lake if I was misbehaving 😭. and also, we went alligator watching and the alligator was about half a meter away from the car and I swear I shit my pants because I was soo scared. Now that I'm back in New Zealand, I no longer have to worry about alligators again 😌

so in conclusion. I hate the ocean, I can't swim, and alligators are scary.

(I thought that this would be a longer section but I guess that I don't hate the ocean as much as I thought)