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Kaebedo Chapter

~This is a Kaeya and Albedo's evening today~

~Albedo's POV~

Me and Kaeya just finished up eating dinner. Kaeya decided to take a nap after "a long day of work" he didn't even go to work today but it's fine. I don't mind a little peace and quiet. Kaeya was sleeping on the couch with a wine bottle set on the floor next to him. 'What a drunkard.' I thought. I put a blanket over him which was draped over the arm of the couch and kissed him on the forehead.

~Third person POV~

"BOOM!" ( credit to @MarianneBaguette for coming up with the idea to put BOOM instead of BOO and credit for @barbaetoz for convincing me to do it now srry and enjoy the story) A cute little voice shouted. It was Klee, Albedo's little sister. Albedo forgot she was staying with him for a while so he got a little startled. "Heya Klee, what are you doing I thought you took a nap?"
"Well it's not my bedtime yet dummy." Klee giggled and skipped away getting back to her drawing. Albedo smiled and carried on with his alchemy work in his office. "Boo!" a voice yelped from the room. Albedo thought it was Klee for a split-second but then realised it was his "model" boyfriend. (forgot to mention Kaeya is a spy and only Albedo knows idk) Weird since when did he get here? "Oh, hey babe. What are you doing up?" Kaeya closed the door of their room and said in a hella sexy voice.

"Well, I missed you of course. Also..." and before Albedo could say anything he was pinned on the top of the bed. I'll let you imagine what happens next 😉. (IM SO SRRY FOR THE HONRY BASTARDS YOULL GET UR SEGGS CHAPTERS LATER)

~Time skip To Tomorrow~

~Kaeya's POV~

I tried my best not to paralyse Albedo and succeeded. I didn't fuck him too hard this time but when I walked out of the room I saw my boyfriend making breakfast and Klee sitting down on the table giving me a death stare. I felt threatened too be honest so I went up to her and asked "Hey kiddo, why the long face?"

She responded in a way I did not expect at all. She responded with...

"Next time my brother says "Stop it" that means you stop it! And when he says it hurts that means it hurts and you should stop!!! My brother is probably so hurt by you and it's all your fault. Your not meant to hurt the one you love, you big jerk!"

I realised what she meant as soon as the words left her mouth. She was taking about last night, where y'know... I don't have to explain it. I didn't know what to say to that. I couldn't just straight up tell her, she's too baby. I could just faintly hear Albedo giggle in the background.

Albedo then came over to Klee. 'Phew he's going to explain it to her in a PG alternative way.' I thought but no, instead he said this.

~Klee's POV~

I was soooo mad at Kaeya I had too add extra 'Os' to the 'So'. Albedo then came over to me and said.

"You know Klee, he almost made me unable to walk."

"HUH!? Really?" I answered

"Yep, really. He was so rough. I'd still be on the bed not being able to hug my favourite girl for a bit this morning because I couldn't walk if I didn't tell him to stop." He said with an honest expression.

I let out the audiblest gasp, wait is that a word? Whatever, you get the point, I gave Kaeya who will now be labelled as "poopy pants" a deathier stare and carried on with my drawing, of Kaeya getting bombed by me and Albedo. I'm gonna be mad at him the whole day now.

Jerk.