Xiaoven fanfic/chatfic thing 🙈🐡

Childe fucked up his hair (again) Chatfic

Childe: uhh guys

Hu Tao: I'm legit scared to hear what ur going to say right now

Barbara: go on let's get it over and done with

Childe: wait is it only us online?

Barbara: yeah I think so?

Childe: oh okay just curious anyway umm I may have accidentally died my hair pink

Barbara: oh my god

Hu Tao: OH MY GOD HOW CAN I FUCKING DEFEND YOU WHEN YOU DO SHIT LIKE THIS

Childe: ik I'm so sorry Zhongli doesn't even know he's at work rn

Barbara: send us a pic

~Childe sent an image~

Barbara: I haven't seen something so extreme since Jesus rose back in BC

Hu Tao: u look like strawberry shortcakes bussy

Barbara: hey mom I want yanfei hair
But we already have yanfei hair at home
Yanfei hair at home:

Hu Tao: JASDUDTA

Barbara: 😭✋

Hu Tao: I just wanna know the thought process

Childe: so basically I was drunk and wanted my hair back to normal already so I thought the pink hair dye was the hair dye remover but it wasn't 👉👈

Hu Tao: why did you have pink hair dye in the first place?

Childe: I don't even know

Barbara: your stupidity makes me homophobic

Hu Tao: ugh ur so dumb that ur dumb

Childe: thanks you two

~Rosaria is now online~

Rosaria: sup

Hu Tao: hey ria!

Childe: hi rosie!!

Barbara: hello roro! How r u?

Rosaria: I'm good thanks did I miss anything?

Barbara: yeah umm just look back in the chat

Rosaria: oh okay

Childe: 😶

Hu Tao: 👾

Barbara: 🥱

Rosaria: oh well if you have hair dye removal why don't you just use that to get ur hair back to normal like u where gonna do before?

Rosaria: also your hair looks like pinky pies puss puss

Childe: oh my god Rosie u r so smart

Rosaria: for the first or second thing I said?

Childe: both but mainly the first thing

Hu Tao: I didn't even think of that

Barbara: damn riri out here changing lives saving lives

Rosaria: ikr also u guys have such cute nicknames for me

~Chongyun is now online~

Childe: well ofc rosie ur names really beautiful and long

Chongyun: that's how I describe my testicles

Hu Tao: ah men why the fuck do they exist?

Barbara: period