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Kazhua x Scaramouche Part 1

~Just scaramouche x kazu I guess they're both 20 btw and live in an apartment also wedding prep djdjdj"

                ~Scaramouche POV~

Me, Signora and Childe were going to look for venues for me and Kazuha's wedding. "How about we do it at a beach." suggested Childe.

"Pa-lease, that is way too cliche don't you think?" commented Signora.

"Yeah, plus that's were you and Zhongli had your wedding. I'm not sharing venues with a gay, Russian ginger." I claimed as Signora giggled at the response.

"Ugh fine, what do you got Nora? asked Childe as he rapped his arms around Signora.

"Okay, number one don't EVER call me Nora again and number two don't EVER touch me again. Now get your gay arms off of me before I break them myself. Oh and what a pitty it would be if I did. Who else is to going to finger fuck Zhongli now?"

She said the last part sarcastically with an "UwU" voice at the end by the way.

I expected Childe to say something along the lines of  "Okay DAMN!" or something I don't know but that horny motherfucker really said "Ah yeah, good point." and then took his arms off of her.

"Oh and to answer your question I do have a place."

"Ooh, What is it?" I asked curiously.

"Where was the place you two got together?"

"Umm, the school bathrooms I think."

Right then and there Signora and Childe bursted with laughter. They were practically wheezing on the floor whilst I was getting pissed.

"AAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH!"

"NAH, IT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP."

"HEY IF YOU LET ME FINISH IT WILL SOUND MORE ROMANT- BETTER!!!"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

"HE REALLY WAS GOING TO SAY ROMANTIC FOR A SECOND THERE."

I slapped Childe across the face but not Signora because I don't want to die.

"Okay sorry, sorry. Tell us the story." said Childe still trying to catch back his breath.

"Hmph, so basically wehadsexinoneofthestallsintheboysbathroomsandthenIaskedifthismakesusloversandthenhe
saidyes!" I spat out in a mouthful.

Sadly they both heard that and then silence filled the air.

"Alright anyhow, how about a different venue?" Childe suggested- well more like pleaded.

"Umm, great call. How about where you had your first date and I swear to fucking God if it's the cafeteria-"

I giggled and said "No, no, not that it was actually umm do you know like behind the school were the cherry blossom park is? Yeah it was there."

Signora nodded and said "Okay then, let's go rent the park. Don't worry for the expenses I'll pay for it all."

"Hey you think I'm too poor to rent it? I can fucking buy it if I wanted to." replied Childe with the most anger oh my God.

"Fine pay for it with your husband's money broke ass."

"I'll use my own money thank you very much!"

"You're welcome."

"Ugh. I can't stand that women." I heard Childe mutter under his breath.

"What did you say skank?!" she snapped back whilst holding him by the shirt.

"Guys can we like not do this in public people are staring?"

Signora let go of Childe's shirt and made a "Hmph" sound before saying "Oh, look at the time it's pretty late I should head back."

"Same here bud, we'll sort out the park shit tomorrow see ya!"

And before I knew it they both left. Figures I should be heading back too now.

I finally got back home and found no Kazuha but a note.

It said "Hey bb. I'm gonna go talk to Gorou for a bit cya in bed later tho ;) love u so much bb mwa <33"

That horny bastard.

~Ramu's notes~

Hey cuties!! expect the next chapter to be smut 😳 anyhoo there's not rlly that much to say so bye bye for now!! I love u my lovelies chuu! mwa! kith!

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