~Scaramouche's POV~
The day before my wedding with Kaedehara Kazuha. It will be perfect and if one setback happens, no it won't I won't allow it to. Tomorrow is going to be the best day of my life.
I snapped out of my trance when Signora let out a loud "ahem" noise to get my attention. I was staying in a hotel with Childe and Signora and we just realised that there is going to be rubbish in the cherry blossom park, A.K.A the place I'm getting married at TOMORROW.
"How come we've just realised this...?" Childe puffed as he was picking up pieces of garbage with a grabber and putting it into a bin bag.
"Not sure. Guess we were all just so excited for the wedding to think straight." I sighed whilst getting back to garbage picking.
"I never think or act straight." Childe said proudly.
"We know that much you little orange." Signora commented.
"Hey, Signora can you help please. It's my special day tomorrow and I need all the help I can get to make this place spotless."
"Yeah I'm not touching the bin bag or that grabber that's been used by 50 year old men. I'd rather sit this one out." She told us whilst taking a sip of her coffee on the angel bench.
"Ugh." I huffed whilst getting back to garbage picking. Lovely way to spend the day before my wedding. Also this place has very cute decals like the angel bench I mentioned earlier which is basically just a white bench with angel wings and light pink artificial roses on the legs and on the corners of the back of the bench. A waterfall with pink roses around it and a stone pathway with small rocks and flowers on the ground near it.
There was a fountain which had a small statue of two doves holding a rose in both of their beaks. The fountain also had pink lights around it so when it was dark out the water looked like bubblegum. A butterfly garden too with pink, white, purple and blue butterflies inside it. Light pink roses inside too. It was perfect for dates. Even a place especially made to be wed. A podium and everything already set in place.
It had a stone pathway and I can't forget the trees when in bloom. They were perfect. I hate the colour pink but light pink is lovely. Doesn't make sense but I still said it anyway.
There were swings that matched the angel bench. A pink rose garden. And luminescent lights hung up around this classy looking gazebo which had a table and two chairs on either side matching the other angel themed furniture.
It had two bunnies that are called Charlie and Lola. I believe they were named after a British children's TV show but I'm unfamiliar with it.
"That's the last of it!" Childe exclaimed waving his bin bag in the air. It accidentally hit him in the face so we all laughed at that.
"We couldn't have done it without you, Signora." I let out sarcastically.
Childe snickered and Signora claimed my purposely false statement to be accurate. We sighed at the woman's lack of respect for a soon to be wed man but she's not going to treat me differently just because of that. I could be the king and she would still treat me with disrespect.
It's fine though. I would never admit this to their faces but... I truly loved these guys they're my close friends and they're one of the only people who I know wouldn't leave me.
Anyhow, don't tell them I said that, it's... embarrassing.
We did one more lap around the whole park to make sure it was spotless, and it was. Admiring the butterflies and then saying goodbye to the bunnies and then making our way back to the hotel.
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HumorThis has {marriage, AUs, fluff and smut btw| modern times} hEy it's as the title says I guess yknow what just read the first thing or u won't understand jack shit