Philza Oneshots! (First book)

Phil's save 5

Here i guess. Yes there will be a part 6 that will be the final.

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"Good morning Philza Minecraft," Ranboo says creepily, as I wake up in a cage with lava underneath me and I'm chained up.

This is bringing back so many memories. I HATE cages. Anyone who was held in a cage for 6 years like me would also have hated cages.

I stay silent watching Ranboo with his neatherite axe in his hands. "No reply? That's very rude.." I need to get out of this cage. "Let me out of this cage Ranboo! I'll do... a-" "Anything? That's what you were going to say right?"

"I- ... yes..." "Well if that's true then all you have to do is a small thing which I don't think will hurt you. Just show your wings. And you're all free!" I could- no i won't give up so easily.

What would they think of me? Philza Minecraft is weak. Stupid? An idiot. And they will give me their stupid pity. And treat me as if I were glass. As if I needed special things, and their worry, no, I don't deserve or want that.

"Gone all silent? Come on Phil it's easy, just do it and you'll be saving both of our f*cking time."

(Flashback)
"How to find a fake (kidnapping edition)! If you are captured by someone that you know very well, observe them and if you find any flaws in their behavior, it may be someone pretending to be your friend or someone you know. Well the first flaw is the fat that they captured you but still look for other flaws. If you find one and aren't sure if it is a flaw, simply just act as if you found out that the person is a fake. And if they are they might start to act, look or speak nervously. And then you know. You need to take care of yourself Phil! You never know when someone will try to hurt you and there is no way I'm letting that happen to you." "Thanks Kristen."

Ranboo doesn't swear normally..?

"Why are you laughing old man?" "I know, thats not you Ranboo!" I say trying to make it sound a little creepy.  "W-what? HOW?!" Okay well that worked i guess.. "STOP LAUGHING!!! YOU KNOW WHAT! I SHOW YOU THE REAL RANBOO!"

The fake Ranboo says drinking some milk. His disguise disappears and reaviles him. W-what?! But then he pulls out a body which I first thought was dead but not. He drags Ranboo covered in blood on the floor. I looked at him terrified and scared and angry.

"How.. DARE YOU TOUCH HIM-

-FUNDY!!!"

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Short chapter but yeah. I won't be able to write tomorrow and til may 10 cuz im gong to Madrid!

Anyways have a chill day/night/whatever time you are in.

-Tauria