Philza Oneshots! (First book)

Childish problems

Hi there!
This chapter  is requested by @mcyt_simp2
There will a part 2. (And I added some  ~a n g s t~)

Question of the day: what is your sexuality? Mine is pan but I did think that I was lesbian at some point.
Fuck homophobes.
(This is future me. I'm switching between Omni and lesbian help-)
Anyways enjoy!
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-Philza POV-
It was a very stressful day already and the crows weren't helping. I told them that I need peace so they said bye and left. I need some wood so I went towards the forest and jumped down the hill- 4 hearts of damage no big deal. Little did I know- it was. I forgot to eat so I didn't regenerate. I didn't notice that and went to cut down a tree when suddenly I heard a hiss noise behind me. I turn around slowly thinking that the crows were making fake creeper noises and that I was safe cuz I was at my house then realized that both of those assumptions were false. The creeper blows up and my world fades away and turns black.

And then grey.

I wake up seeing that I am floating. What? Where am I? I recognize this place! It's the void! But why am I here? Oh yeah... I see two doors. One marked with a question mark and the other door with a ghost standing in front of the door. I decided to go towards the ghost which was ghostza. It meant that I would become a ghost but I accidentally trip and fall into the mystery door. F*CK! WHY!?

Wait where am I? Why is my eyesight more blurry than often? A least I'm warm. I'm covered in a blanket. I'm normally used to be a bit cold cuz of snow biome, but this is fine. My body feels weird and I can't move. I'm kinda tired... sleeping wouldn't hurt... WAIT NO! No sleeping Phil it will hurt! But why am I way more sleepy?! I took the pill so I can stay awake? Why... I might just sleep just this once...

-Quackity POV-
I hear a thump outside. (I don't know much about las nevadas but I'll try) I walk out and see a baby lying in a blanket. "What the f*ck..?" Still shocked and confused I impulsively decide to bring him in. Taking care of a baby can't be that bad. I can ask Philza even though we are on bad terms... The child wakes up and looks at me scared. "Q-quack!" "That looks like a 6 months old baby. It's first words that it said (I think) is QUACK?! "You are now mine." I play with him a bit and he likes my wings and has weirdly accurate aim and literally talked to a crow. This is a weird a*s child. I love him. But he kinda reminds me of Phil.
My communicator beeps:

Ranboo: quackity where is Phil!?
Quackity: Why would I know?!
Ranboo: I'm coming right now. You BETTER give Phil back.
Quackity: I don't want Phil! And he is not here!

Yeah I'm not letting them see the child. I just now noticed that there is a tag on the blanket. I'm Fhilpe!
Guess he's called Fhilpe. Im not letting ANYONE near him. "You'll be safe buddy.." He looks at me questioningly.

-Ranboo POV-
"GIVE HIM BACK QUACKITY!" "I dont know where he is. Now leave me alone!" He responds. "Then why does the philza compass point to las nevadas?! Let's say that you don't know. Did anyone new enter las Nevadas?" "Erm no. I am very busy and- I.. listen I have a child to take care of don't tell anyone but I need to go." I look at him shocked as he runs off. Where is Philza?!

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There!
-Tauria