Philza Oneshots! (First book)

Badboyhalo and Philzas memorys (11k special!)

Here it's finally is!!! The 11k special! (Part 1)
It's bbh and Phil's time together. Not much angst but there might be some >:') (this is my AU)
Question of the day: which comes first cereal or milk. I myself put milk so that the cereal doesn't get soggy. Don't go to crazy in the comments but you are allowed to debate :)
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-No ones POV-
(Age 9 and 11)
"Hi I am Darryl but call me Darly! I'm 11. You?" "Oh I'm perry, nice to meet you! I'm nine and I just moved here."

(Age 10 and 12)
"So Kristen this is my best friend Perry but I like to call her Perryza! Perryza this is Kristen my cousin." "Hi nice to meet you perry!" "Nice to meet you too! Oh and Darly I wanted to tell you that I'm gonna have a little sister."

(Age 11 and 13)
"Are you sure that this is a good idea Darly?" "Yeah fuck it. We will just change the lyrics and Kristen will not notice and even though it's a no swearing competition, it wouldn't be that bad to add some swears here and there. And this is revenge for when Kristen ate all my muffins!" "Alright rap god Darly. You have to pop off then okay!" I promise! Just do your part!"

(Age 12 and 14)
"Darly I forgot the project at home so we gotta wing it." "Wha- fine.."
"Ten people died in the hood last week because of a fire, that killed ten people in the hood last week because a fire! (Come on perry)" "Doctors say that all ten people died due to the fire cuz it was too hot for their body."

(I love that meme so much that used it here)

(Age 13 and 15)
"Oh my god what happened perry?!" "Dad has cancer!" "I- I'm so sorry Perry. Come here..."

(Age 14 and 16) 
"Dad is feeling better!" "That's good! Believe me he'll be just fine!" "I never see your parents, I wanna meet them someday!" "Yeah someday.."

(Age 15 and 17)
"Darly help! I've got a crush I think... and i need help figuring out-" "hush. I've got this. Just tell me who already!!!"

(Age 16 and 18)
"Darly I- feel like a boy..." "I accept you! Why wouldn't I! Now we are really brothers ayyyyy! Come here give me a fucking hug!" " but he doesn't accept me.." "oh poor you.." " but he loves me! And my new name is Phil." "Hah Philza"
Later:
"Don't cry Fhilpza.." "HES DEAD DARLY!!" "But I found out that you lied..." "A-about what?" "You said he loved you but I caught him abusing you. Stockholm syndrome?" "Yeah... sorry! It was getting weaker and then he's just gone poof! And- wait did you?"  "He's dead. I'm quite happy for that. I saved you. Sorry not sorry."  "You killed- whatever. You are not worth less that him. But don't do that again you crazy- ugh. I guess I forgive you. I need some time alone."

(Age 17 and 19)
"ITS ALL OVER DARLY! I DONT HAVE ANYONE TO LIVE FOR!" "NO! I'm here please get off of the roof! Please don't do it! Get off of the roof for me!!"

(Age 18 and 20)
"So you are saying that your dad is already dead, you mom abused you and now she is dead. And your brother is missing. And now you are here for a place to live with your sister." "Yes." "WELL COME IT WTF?! OF COURSE!" "Where are your parents. Abusive and they threw me out but I had savings and won many things and have enough to buy a little house."

(Age 19 and 21)
"Bye bye Philza. Bye Kristen. I'll see you guys at some point right?" "Of course cousin. Hopefully soon!" "I'll miss you big bro..." "me too lil' broza."

(Age ??? and 368)
"You called out for help for the first time.
Nothing came." "Good?"
"You called out for help for the second time. Nobody heard." "Good-"
"You called out for help again, the third time. Nobody came." "Good stop."
"You called out again, the fourth time. No response." "Good!!"
"You called out for the fifth time. Slowly losing hope. No reply.." "shush!"
"You called out for help for the sixth time. Losing all hope. No one listened." "Shut up Good!!!"
"You called out for help the last time. No one helped. And now you want to kill yourself bad?" SHUT UP!"
"You said help one last time and remembered who always ran to you when you need help."

(Age 29? And 1993)
"Hi there my name is badboyhalo, but you can call me bad." "Thanks for saving me bad! My name is Kristen!" "And I'm Phil. Philza."

Finally found you.

But you can't know who I am.

Not yet.

I cannot ruin you again.

Fhilpza..

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That's that >:)
Totally~ no angst...
Well see you guys and I will be making the headcanons thingy soon.
-Tauria