Philza Oneshots! (First book)

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-Philza POV-
(MANY years ago)
Right. Time to find another woodland mansion so I can get more totems. Well hopefully...
Suddenly, I see lightning strike the tree in front of me and I almost fly right into it. In an effort to save myself I take a sharp left and hit a tree I fall to the ground dying, well kinda but not dying because of a totem of undying that I luckily had on me. It's very stormy. I get up feeling dizzy and try to look for shelter.

Ooo there is a cave in a hill there. That can be a temporary base. I go inside and it isn't really a dangerous cave. I don't see any mobs anywhere and it is a little deep but it isn't a very big cave. It's kinda small. I put down torches and seal of the entrance.
I put down my enderchest and crafting table. As I am putting stuff down i hear... something... behind me. I turn around instantly ready to attack this creature.

But I see ... nothing..? I look down a see a bunch of slime scattered around on the floor in front of me. Suddenly, I starts... forming.. into something? I stand steady and very confused with my sword.

It turns into a person, that turns around to look me blankly in my eyes terrifyingly. We stare at each other for a while me looking kinda scared and his expression is just blank. Staring into my soul. Not blinking. Like never. Wtf is this robot slime like thing?!

"HELLO HUMAN!" He suddenly says (well more like shouts) at me his blank and dead expression suddenly turning into a large grin. Is he like bipolar or something?

Ok how the fuck do I respond? Ok calm down Phil... "ummmm- hello- I mean- stay away I will hurt you- no I don't mean any harm- I- whatever. Hello. And I'm not really a human." I say very terribly. "HELLO I AM CHARLIE! YOU LOOK VERY HUMAN. YOU LOOK WEAK. ARE YOU WEAK?" "No I don't I am weak..." "I BELIEVE YOU!" "Thanks.." maybe he isn't that bad..?
(Time skip)
"So you live here?" "YES." "Oh so you don't have a real house?" "THIS IS A GOOD HOUSE! DO YOU LIKE IT?" "I- yeah.. I do!" "ARE YOU OLDER THAN ME?" "I don't know... I'm 23 you?" "I AM 21." (Yeah they were very young -w-. I refuse to believe that Charlie is older than Phil) "Wait did the storm stop?" "YES IT DID." "Oh cool! I should be on my way then. Can't stop somewhere for too long. I might danger you." "DANGER ME? ARE YOU LEAVING?! BUT YOU ARE FRIEND!"

"I'm sorry but there are some people chasing me. I gotta leave." "HMMMMM. I KILL THESE PEOPLE?" "NO- Charlie that's too dangerous and there are too many of them." "OH. IF FRIEND LEAVE THEN I AM SAD! IF FRIEND STAY THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE THEN THEY HURT FRIEND? THEN ME SAD! HMMMMMM I KNOW! I COME WITH FRIEND!" I wanna keep him with me. But it can be dangerous... "FRIEND SAD? I MADE FRIEND SAD?!" "Nonono I'm fine I just don't want them to hurt you."

"I WILL BE FINE I KNOW! PLEASE?" He says looking at me with a sad expression. "I- fine.." "FRIEND MAKES ME VERY HAPPY!" "You make me happy too. Charlie. Charlie slime cicle." "SLIME CICLE? THATS SILLY!"

(One month later)
"Hey look Charlie. I have a surprise for you!" He looks at me surprised "YOU DO?" "Yeah, I made us a house! An actual home." "REALLY?! BUT I DON'T LIKE SURFACE HOUSES VERY MUCH!" "Yeah I know.. so I made a cool house in this crystal cave I found." "I LIKE FRIEND!" "I forgot to tell you my name didn't I..." "FRIEND HAS A NAME?" "Yeah I do! Phil. Philza." "PHILZA MINECRAFT!" "Minecraft-? Sure..!" "YAY!" "I really need to teach you how to speak quietly... and what sarcasm is.."

(4 years later)
-Charlie POV-
"Phillllllll I'm bored." "I know slime. But I'm going exploring you can come with me." He offers "Yesssss thank you!"

I remember something. Oh f*ck. "Wait Phil.. I forgot some gloop in the guardian farm hole..." "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" He asks (very loudly.) "sorry..." "just get it fast I'll meet you there." "Okay!"
"Bye Charlie!"

I find the gloop and wait for Phil to return. It's shouldn't be too long right? We weren't that far away from our cave.

(The next day)
Well. Maybe he's late? He hasn't shown up yet... if I stay here he will probably return sometime. I didn't even say bye.. I should not be sad he is just late..!

(A year later)
I have been waiting for a year now I don't know how he is but I should stay and- WHAT IS THAT?! WHY IS THERE A BLACK HOLE THING HERE?! I feel one the slime cicles that Phil gave me fall of. But only the stick remains as I get sucked up into the portal.

-Philza POV-
I watch Charlie run off to get the gloop and I just gather some flowers I guess I got to go back soon anyways. I see spruce Forrest guess I'll get some wood for building. Suddenly I feel something behind me.
I turn around and see

Them.

Before I can do anything they stab me right in my stomach.

When I wake up I'm in a white room. Plain white room... WHERE AM I?! The white brightness goes away and look at my surroundings. A c-cage?! No... I can't just stay here in a cage? WHAT ABOUT CHARLIE?! He's waiting for me isn't he.... I failed him.. HE'LL HATE ME! Wait how long have I been here? "Hello Phil.." "YOU!"

(To the present)

What was this place tubbo was talking about again? Ah yes las nevadas! Made by Quackity right? It can be a government so I'll check it out even though me and quackity are not on good terms.
I think I'm here? I can't see anyone so I guess I'll go inside? (I dont know what las nevadas looks like sooo)

Im just walking around, there are some cool buildings here I guess and then I think I see... someone? I walk towards them it might be foolish! But as i get closer I realize that it's just some blocks.. oh well.  "Who are you? Wait Philza Minecraft!?" Someone says. That's voice... it's familiar..! I turn around to see a man made out of slime. "Charlie..?" "PHIL! It's really you!!"

I am really happy that he's here but then it hits me.. what if he hates me? I mean I would hate me too if I were him but- my thoughts get interrupted by a big gloopy hug. "I'm sorry Charlie.." "I'm sorry too Phil. I didn't stay there because a black hole stacked me into these other servers." "Oh really?! Well they found me.." "Oh- that's not good?" "It's fine they are gone now."

"Come inside Philza from Minecraft!" "Wow that's a new name to the collection of names.." "Charlie I wanted to ask if you have some- YOU! Why are you here PHIL." " well I wanted to pay a visit?" "Yeah calm down quackity Philza is good!"  "You know each other?!" "Yep me i and Phil go... wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back!" "Oh really?" "Yes we do."

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There you have it!
-Tauria