Justin Seagull: I get unblocked and receive a bunch of misspelled fucks
Justin Seagull: What am I supposed to conclude outta this
You: I DONT DESERVE TO BREATHE
Justing Seagull: tell that to science
You: DAMN IT
You: WHAT THE HELL
You: FUCKFUCKFUKCU
Justin Seagull: Got it
Justin Seagull: U unblocked me to freak out about smthn
You: FRICKIN FRICKS
You: WHY DONT I REALIZE THAT MY ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
Justin Seagull: well let me tell u I did my research on latest and past decades memes
You: WHEN WILL I LEARN?
Justin Seagull: so I do know that line's from a viral meme video
You: FUCKFUCKFUCKIF
Justin Seagull: I think it's the right time to ask
You: SON OF A FRICKIN HOLY COW
You: SOMEONE TAKE ME AWAY FROM MYSELF
Justin Seagull: THE HELL HAPPENED?
You: I HAD ALCOHOL YESTERDAY
Justin Seagull: What's so new about that? U should know by now that you're an alcoholic
You: IT MADE ME DO SHIT
Justin Seagull: hate to break it to you but that's how it works
You: NO NO U DONT UNDERSTAND
You: I DID SOMETHING THAT I WOULD NEVER DO BUT I WOULD HAVE WANTED TO BUT I WONT DO IT EVEN THOUGH I HAD THOUGHT ABOUT IT COZ ITS JUST A THOUGHT NOT SOMETHING A SANE PERSON WOULD CONVERT INTO ACTIONS
Justin Seagull: make it make sense
You: I ASKED A GUY OUT FOR COFFEE
Justin Seagull: Oh
Justin Seagull: u got drunk and got yourself a date?
Justin Seagull: That's a very PG10 drunk scenario
You: WHO SAYS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE THINKING?
You: THATS NOT HOW HUMANS WORK MAN
Justin Seagull: u might wanna clear ur concepts about how humans work
You: WHAT DO U KNOW
You: U R JUST A SEAGULL
Justin Seagull: Tf?
Justin Seagull: r u still drunk?
Justin Seagull: how much did u drink yesterday?
You: I WASNT DRUNK DRUNK
You: NORMAL DRUNK
You: JUST A LIL TIPSY
You: I COULD STILL THINK AND FUNCTION
You: I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO THINK AND FUNCTION ITS HARMFUL FOR MY HEALTH I THINK STUPID SHIT
Justin Seagull: can u not use caps kinda feels like someone's yelling
You: HATE TO BREAK IT TO U BUT THATS HOW IT WORKS
Justin Seagull: Noice
Justin Seagull: u can always cancel the date
You: DONT CALL IT A DATE
You: just two humans having coffee
You: yes, that's what it is
Justin Seagull: u really need to clear a lot of concepts
Justin Seagull: anyway all the best if u arent cancelling it
You: fUCK
Justin Seagull: Who's the lucky guy though?
You: none of your business
Justin Seagull: Ouch not delivered
Justin Seagull: and here we go again not delivered
