Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss one-shots [Currently Editing]

Blitzo x CHERUB reader Pt.1

Requested by @DarkMoon1532

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Y/n was dragged into the light by Collin as she rolled her eyes and groaned "Come on, Y/n. He needs our help." She sighed and gave in as she flew beside him into the light "Fine." She huffed and everything turned white.

In the real world, Lyle was about to put the noose out of an IV tube over him when the noose glows white and a force knocks the three Imps outside the window.

Lyle adjusted to the light and sees the four cherubs, Y/n, Collin, Cletus, and Keenie floating down gracefully in four rays of light.

"Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now," Lyle said and covered himself more with his covers.

"Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!" Cletus said as the four cherubs smiled at the old man... well every cherub besides Y/n who gave a wave with a frown.

"I hate filthy stinking orphan children!" Lyle complained, sending a fist in the air.

"We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances." Collin said and Y/n rolled her eyes.

"Oh hell no! Don't forget—" y/n heard a voice coming from outside and looked at the window when an angry Imp marches in through the window, shattering the glass and face-planting onto the floor.

She was about to flee over, curious about who he is when Collin grabbed her arm and shook his head. She sighed when two other Imps enter through a door.

"Lyle Lipton, it is our—" The male Imp glanced at the taller one before looking back at Lyle.

"...humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die." He continued.

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old and gross?" Y/n snickered and felt over to the female "I wonder the same thing." She mumbled, the female looked at the cherub in shock and smiled, "I'm Y/n." She whispered "Millie." She whispered back and the two giggled "Y/n." Cletus said in a serious tone and Y/n sighed and flew over to her co-workers again.

"Is that a serious question? He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!" Keenie said as she flies around and happily throws Lyle's dollar bills in the air.

"No!" Lyle demanded

"He could pay for new hospitals and schools!" Y/n rolled her eyes at Collin

"Why won't you let me die?" Lyle asked when the taller Imp suddenly appears beside him. "Oh, sounds like you need help offin' yourself there, buddy. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?" Moxxie tosses a variety of weapons to his boss and Lyle.

"I have some assault weapons, crossbow, hunting bow, tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas..." Y/n smiled and eyes shining as she saw all the weapons. She even picked up one but her hands got slammed by Keenie who shook her head.

"He's classier than that!" Collin complained when Lyle suddenly points a rifle in his mouth, before Collin takes it from him, "There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle."

"Yeah, right. Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months." Y/n said as she just flew around the room... that's when she catches eye contact with the boss who stared back. Y/n caught reality when she suddenly hit her head in the wall. The taller Imp let out a chuckle and she giggled nervously as she flew back at her co-workers. Collin looked at her "Really?"

"What?"

"A filthy demon?" Y/n smiled and looked over at the demon who argued with Cletus about if Lyle should kill himself or live.

She sighed with still a smile "Yes... I know we can't be... together but..." "That's it! Cherubs! Let show them that love can be beautiful at any age!" "Yes!" Collin and Keenie said happily. "No!" The Imps yelled while Y/n stayed quiet, not believing her ears.

"If anyone wants to date this old dude. I'm losing hope for humanity." She whispered to Millie who snickered.

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The rest of the day, the cherubs, besides Y/n have been trying to convince Lyle to not kill himself. Instead of helping her co-workers, she has been learning to know Blitzo, Millie, and her husband.

It was currently twilight and the cherubs have taken Lyle to a lovers lookout.
"Eh! This place reeks of teenagers!" Lyle growled and Cletus flew over at him.

"Lovers' Lookout, sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all—"

"Money!"

"No, Love!" Collin said while taking Y/n's hand and dance around, but at/n quickly broke loose from his hands and walked off

"I've never been in love before. I imagine it's quite nice." Lyle said

"It's not too late, sir! You can still find—" The imps suddenly arrive wearing wigs and dresses and Blitzo interrupted Collin, "Ha! Nice try, ugly."

He pulls out a megaphone and is about to yell something but Y/n beat him at that as she used her echoing voice to get heard, "Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would fuck this old man?" She yelled while pointing at Lyle.

And as she thought, all the cars speed away in response. Lyle becomes dejected and Collin gets into her face.

"Why would you say something like that Y/n!" "She's probably tired of your bullshit, am I right babe?" Blitzo asked, giving the cute cherub a wink. She rolled her eye with a smile as she flew over to Millie who looked at her with a knowing smirk "I didn't know cherubs got to curse."

"We don't, it's just in a matter of time when the higher cherub employees show up," she whispered as Collin gets into Blitzo's face to yell at him.

"Man, being a cherub is tough." Y/n sighed as they all went to or next place.

Y/n felt a slight hit on the shoulder, she looked at the person to see it was Blitzo "Nice words, N/n." Y/n snickered "Thanks, I'm learning from the best." She said and winked at the man. He smirked as he followed her with his gaze.

Moxxie and Millie cleared their throats and their boss looked at them to see their smirks. He rolled his eyes and looked away from them, a slight smile on his lips.

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I need to make a part 2 on this, otherwise, this chapter will be too long.