Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss one-shots [Currently Editing]

Blitzo x fem!reader

Requested by @bookwriter1235

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"Hey babe! I'm home!" Blitzo called as he took the note that was on the door when he noticed he didn't got any answer. "Why is there a note on the door?" He called again but no answer.

He shrugged and looked at the note, "Behold your quest, to find what you seek you must follow these clues, the answer to each clue will lead you to the next, good luck brave adventurer," Blitzo chuckled at the note. "Alright babe, what's the first clue," He said and turned on the note to see the clue.

"What do prisoners used to call each other," Blitzo grabbed his phone, "Cellphone, anyone else who doesn't used it in prison is a idiot," as soon as he said his answer, a message popped up on his cellphone,

He looked at it to see it was from his wife, Y/n. "Uh, weird..." Blitzo looked around the hallway and then back at his phone, "She better not have cameras around here watching me," he mumbled and opened his texts, "Okay, next is; Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tears," Blitzo chuckled at the text and looked to be in thoughts, "Wedding... wedding... wedding photos!" Blitzo shooted and sprinted to where the photo albums were placed. He quickly grabbed the album from their wedding and opened it to see a note drop out of it. He took the note but couldn't help but to stare at some of the pictures on the page. And he definitely couldn't help but not to adore his wife's beauty. Their wedding was definitely... something special.

He turned to look at the note with sparkling eyes as this note had a small pony drawn in the corner of it, "Why did the coffee file a police report?" Blitzo knew immediately, "Oh! It got mugged!" He said and laughed slightly.

"I've to get some new material if she keeps stealing my jokes... All right, kitchen in we go and to the mug cupboard we go," he said as he marched over into the kitchen and then walked towards the mug cupboard. He sweat dropped at the amount of mugs they had, "Okay, knowing her, it would be my favorite— Yep! Found ya!" Blitzo chuckled, "This woman knows me far too well, it's getting a little scary," he joked and looked at the note, "I used to have a job at a calendar Factory but I got fired because I took a couple of days off." Blitzo chuckled, remembering the time that happened.

"Alright, calendar we go! It must be in here—Yep!" Blitzo said as he stood in the hallway by the drawer where he found another note.

"Huh? A poem? You've completed your quest and a prize you one sadly they walked my be near for quite a few suns, but if you're very patient only nine... nine months to wait... you'll be the world's best dad right of the gate..." Blitzo couldn't believe what it said and he shook his head, "She can't mean— Baby come out here now, I know you're around here!" Y/n chuckled as she opened the bathroom door and Blitzo chuckled, "There you are, get the fuck over here!" He grabbed her arm and pressed his lips against hers. They parted and Y/n caressed his cheeks, "Is this really what I think it means? Please, don't let this be some prank," "It's not a prank, it's for real," she said and held his hand on her slowly growing belly. "You fucker, why couldn't you have just told me instead of sending me around on a wild  goose chase, show me a test like a normal demon!"

Y/n chuckled, "This was a more fun way," Blitzo smiled and chuckled, "True, but... how are we gonna tell everyone else?"

"I think a phone call is enough for telling them," Blitzo's eyes lit up, "Oh my Lucifer, we have to tell Loona," Y/n chuckled as the names hellhound walked out of the bathroom as well, "I already know," she said, sounding pissed as always but Y/n new that she was happy she would be getting a sibling.

"When did you found out, and why did you tell Loonie before me?!" Blitzo whined and Y/n chuckled, "I found out about a week ago, and to the next question, I told her yesterday and she helped me with the surprise for you," "You mean you were pregnant for a whole week just to set up this elaborate quest to tell me?!" Y/n grinned happily and nodded.

Blizto chuckled and stroke her cheek as she leaned into his touch, "Yep, you're definitely wife." He said and kissed her lips. Loona groaned, "Get a room," she said and went to the living room.

Y/n chuckled, and Blitzo turned to Y/n's belly, "Now, I have some words to say to a future little one..." Blitzo said and crouch down and continued, "Since you hid them for a whole seven days... Hey there, I don't know if you can hear me yet, but I'm gonna be your dad. I mean— I am your dad *chuckled* I'm gonna love you and take care of you and I'm gonna always be there when you need me. I'm gonna make many many amazing jokes that your mom might roll her eyes at but she still thinks are funny..." Y/n laughed at his words and held her hands over his that was on her not so much grown belly. "...I'm gonna watch you grow and become your own person and find your place in this crazy fucked up world. I know you're gonna be amazing, and I already love you, and I can't wait to meet you! So *chuckle* go easy on your mom for the next fem months. She's gonna be doing most of the work, I'm just lucky enough to get to help out..."

"So you will finally buy me some ice-cream whenever I want?" Blitzo chuckled and looked at his wife, "Yes, I promise, I will ensure a constant ice-cream supply in the freezer and I will not tease you when you need help getting off the couch." They could hear Loona snicker from the living room and Y/n smirked, "That will happen to you too when you're becoming pregnant," her snickers stoped and Blitzo made a 'X' with his arms. "No! No pregnancy for my sweet baby!" Loona groaned and Y/n laughed and kissed her husband's lips, "I love you, Blitzo,"

He smiled and held a hand on her belly and the other on the back of her neck, "I love you too, Y/n,"