when bought this dear head for Amazon I felt more Canadian then since I got the the cherry burst guitar and started to learn how to play it. Canada citizenship is more so then some piece of bullshit paper, it's a site of mine. the bock head was a wonderful addition to my apartment but Amazon forgot to mention this on their site. that the buck head was haunted and possessed. not by angel nor demon but by a ghost that was that of a talkitive man who died of a heart attack, the presumed owner of the buck head before head died.
was he haunting my buck head that I THOUGHT was NEW, and not pretended. who the hell do I say that my buck head was haunted on Amazon.com, it would be an interesting review I will give you that. but it was kind of hard to sleep when your three ear lobes are being talked of by some stupid piece of furniture. but yet I tried to sleep coving my ears with a pillow. the own thing you must know about this buck head is it was a smart ass and loved to crack jokes at the witching hour, so I went and hung it up in my living room so it couldn't bother me as I sleep. but he belted out his jokes and lousy singing in the other room. i was wondering if this guy was drunk when he's spirit started haunting the buck head.
the next day I had two choices have it smudged by a shaman or return it to Amazon. I told buck as I called him that he was to shut up and leave the object before I smudged it.
but buck bucked me and continued to blab way.
luckily my friend was a shaman who specializes in smudging. I told her that the terrible jokes and drunk singing had to end. she said she was on her way to deal with problem.
only one thing when dealing with ghosts you especially loud mouthed ones you had to smudge the whole appartment or home until the ghost was gone. not just the object at hand.
she was silence in a powerful way as she smudged everything i owned and held dearly. but I was more afraid of the smoke alarm going off, as I have post traumatic stress disorder.
and one of my triggers is smoking and shrill noises so when I saw that red light flash I decided to rush my friend out of my apartment before the alarm went off. but not even that sounded off as it was quite for a change. that night I was able to sleep except for the ptsd nightmare and I didn't hear buck for weeks months and years on end. I was able to right that review to Amazon saying that it was a great buy.
it a wonder what we will find or who we find on the internet these days but sometimes they come in the same package. huh.Also publishing in my book the ghost and other stories
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