20 short stories of silliness

Babylonian astronomer

I had a past life flashback where I was an astronomer in Babylon and I had this very aggravating neighbour that wouldn't leave me alone. I was stargazing one night where the neighbour said what the hell are you doing and I was trying to focus on Polaris or the north star while I was happening he just kept battling me around not physically just verbally.   Synonym for I couldn't stand him anymore and I yelled around saying I was trying to s t a r g a z e and be peaceful about things but he was not letting me. We pushed each other around and he just bug the shit right out of me.
Why did he have to be in the same Salam as I was in Babylon it's beyond me in fact across the street from me just go on driving now it's the guards are going to drive me nuts with the guy. 
I kept trying to concentrate on the stars I took the Polaris to help with my red soles but instead he kept yelling in my ear. I ended up throwing him on the ground and he didn't realize how strong I was neither did I. I only love sleeveless that night thanking I was too violent person to put up with a neighbour like that when he started it.    So the next night I invited him to go watch the stars with me. We ended up talking were in a more civil manner and more friendly town then before I told him that I do stargazing in astronomy for religious square faces and that I was trying to find one the summer solstice is going to be. He said he understood about the summer solstice being an important thing.   I told him that I was sent here from the gods to help with people and bring peace through these rituals and the guy was the actually the guy where he ate the opium poppy because he was angry so he was a bit of a bonehead dragon with and I didn't know why I had a deal with him in the first place but at least you're sitting in the same sky, and we ended up getting along just fine in the end but still something was bothering me about on the fact that it looked like he was crazy doll and time was he eating opium poppy's half the goddamn time. We will never know I said one we got back I saw a whole bunch of copies any hutch and I said is it say what why are you in Harvey's he said because it's the only thing I can eat I'm very poor I can I eat properly that's a not safe for me. I asked him if he was a mistake as well and he said he ended up only eating poppies ones because he was hungry and then ended up receiving regions of the world that was strange and wonderful yet frightening at the same time so he continue reading poppies until he finally Wind insane causing him to have these visions are on a zone I think today the word because psychosis.   Yes I felt sorry for him and invited him to my house to eat a proper meal.