20 short stories of silliness

Siren head v. Tornado

When the clouds got dark siren head cannot see his food scurrying By him.  in fact he was getting Pretty irritated with the fact that he cannot eat or see what he was eating for me nobody could be eating at three or a car instead of a car full of people or a car full of animals. Do you wanna far as it takes a tornado on mono or mono. As if to say I'm not gonna let you ruin my day or my meal.  but the The tornado go darker and more fierce and more destructive than siren Adam self siren head sound off and sirens as if to say you're not going to take my food or claimed the lives of my food. He went and tried to attack the tornado with no success because it was there he was born around plenty of times. Then he was shot out of the tornado and hit a house that was abandoned.
That was one he really grew angry and decided he was going to go and take the tornado by the tail or less final and spend around see how it like that. But the tornado struck by position and stop by it's gone so I don't handle is now stuck with no food or no meal.  what a lousy way to start the day for siren head. 
Getting more into a more of a raid siren head punched out the tornado And try to gobble up as much people as possible as you're saying you can't stop me from having my breakfast I was going to eat it anyway but then another tornado came by and scooped up so his prey. He was getting more and more angry he took the tornado and punched out with all his Strength.  pretty soon there is 10 tornadoes all at once and only one siren head that was getting hangry.   He sounded off his sirens as if to say I am angry I want my food and I want my breakfast.  siren head smashed trees against the tornadoes instead of the other way around and then went as far as silly straw in the trees himself trying to shake them off the birds that were in the trees hiding in safety do you not know what is that siren head was there to begin with. One siren head was done he was angry because the birds only tasted like water and was not satisfying or appetizing enough for him nor was it nutritious enough unlike humans and animals that are more nutritious.
Angry enough to do anything he took each tornado and tied them why their tails and they spun around in a fury in front of him as if to say you can't do this to us and then he ended up seeing sunlight for the first time and then he actually decided he was going to eat after being angry you are so angry he smashed house is nice to get out the people and animals. He was not a happy cryptid To say the least he was angry and he was eating town by town of people until he finally got his fail then he decided he was going to attack animals just to get nutrition and sustance.  
The humans face like yoghurt especially when they were farm animals, People are tasty but they only taste in a while when they had seasoning ink on them. 
But he was still hungry after breakfast and he was not happy that the tornado took most of his prey and killed it he was really angry and attack the tornado. Still you know that storm has left and everything was back to normal he had less than half his normal amount of prey. Because of his plane was dead by the tornado. Lamenting he decided he was going to go to another place I was not in tornado alley but somewhere closer to where the people are more juicy and more spicy.  New York.