20 short stories of silliness

Boeing rooster

I was on a drive with my friends one day I was Filming the drive to my friends house that had three dogs and a rooster for tik tok.  The rooster when we got thereThe guy was holding it analyzes sorry to of a 737 at least I know I am not joking this was a rooster that was the size of an airplane jet airplane when I got to take a picture of it because I couldn't get a hold of the idea that a rooster gonna be that size. I thought they were just normal size chickens at once but they were actually huge chickens that just do cock-a-doodle-doo this one actually did more than go cock-a-doodle-doo.  It was cute but it was pudgy and huge. Then the guy to start he was going to let the Boeing  fly, the rooster I mean. As it's flu I got to hear the sound of the jet engines that I did not have it was as if it was an actual bowling at reborn in the form of a rooster. This rooster I cannot remember her last name when I called Boeing.
I was thinking that the rooster on the board wants to close the house and I didn't want another 9/11 happen which would be a miniature 911 so I told the guy to get the rooster out of the way of the house and the rooster just cocktails way to the house didn't fly into the house thank God Mya is such a big roaster I couldn't believe my eyes. I took a picture of a dress for evidence that I'm not going crazy. When I went back home I found out that the rooster was still in my camera roll and I realize that I did take my pills that day and found out that that rooster what is actually a rooster instead of an actual figment of my imagination.
Every time I see you contrails Indicative of an airplane I end up deciding that I think of the rooster Boeing and how huge she was. I still remember I'm clocking around and then taking off like a Boeing is it like a year and you are the engines taking off as well as a matter of that engine so I ended up writing this ridiculous story about this huge rooster. I wondered if it had its own's flight crew cabin crew and it's on passengers it probably has her own passengers because the bacteria but it I don't know if it has on the flight attendants And the flight crew. I wondered if the roaster was more susceptible to being hijacked than an actual airplane itself but the Boeing rooster decided it was going to do it's own thing anyway as it was saying f**k you to anyone who would tell him otherwise he would attack you if you want and told him to do something or try to take him over.
Never have I seen an airplane or I mean a rooster have such an attitude but this one had all titude, Fuck the attitude as if he was just say screw you you're not gonna control me or keep me in a pond. This is a nonsensical story about a drive that I want to on Saturday I believe and I saw this really huge rooster this is why I'm writing this ridiculous story.