Don't own anything
Author pov:
Destroyer:
REVEILLE REVEILLE GET YOUR ASS UP HARTMAN. & CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM UP😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿
Erica: GIVE ME A BIG FAT BREAK😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
He wacked Her in the head
Destroyer: DO YOU BELIEVE THE VIRGIN MARY?
Erica: I AM A VIRGIN
Trude: uh oh
Destroyer: you better get THIS ROOM TOGETHER SCUM BAG. BRUNCH IS IN 1 HOUR NOW MOVE IT
Trude: 💓 isn't he wonderful💓
Timeskip:
Donnie Johnson tac name Slat callsign strider 5 & mio sword playing perrine rushing to them with towels.
Shirley Lucchini & james Whitley tac name apex predator callsign strider 3 here.
Yoshika: still growing weed?
Apex: you will never succeed
Yeager: i burn them all
Yoshika: that's too bad. Come along now
Timeskip:
(Song for minna)
They came to the kitchen minna already put poison in the food to get them up for the day.
Trigger mobius 1 & long caster are the first 3 victims.
Trigger: 🎵POISON, POISON, YEEEAAAHHH 🎵
Long caster: damn commander ruined my sausage rolls😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Mobius 1: poison apple. ...... So original
Apex: this is a good time for weed everyone
Shirley: apex SHUT UP
Minna: he's right who wants to try his weed with poison in it?
Apex: GIVE ME THAT SHIT * pouring it in a bag of weed shake it up * DOWN THE HATCH
Shirley: NOOOOOOOOO
Timeskip:
Apex the forth Victim. Trude is next 5th victim. E3 sentry crew members in total ACCEPTABLE LOSSES.
Alarm blared they took to fight neuroi destroyer survived the soup because he's a android.
Song ends timeskip:
Mio is talking about training. She was gonna have Lynette to go with yoshika hartman & shirley. But she grabbed Phoenix by wrapped her arms around his neck.
Bishop: no i have special training with my love by asking his help
Outside destroyer gets hartmann & shirley running laps from being lazy.
Trude smiling at her boyfriend's kind of training.
Again
This is a comedy less & less action
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strike witches butai hasshin: skies unknown Completed
Fanfictionthe comedy side of strike witches & ace combat 7 crossover.