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Author pov:
Trude shirley destroyer & hartmann waiting for yoshika. She arrived only with a broomstick.
Destroyer flying his cfa close to them. Trude looked at him shrugged.
Yoshika: I'M NOT FAT😫😫😫😫
Destroyer landed
Shirley: some day you two decided to settle down & having a family since your already married after all
Trude & lex thought of that they both passed pass out of blood loss. They both punched Shirley in the face.
Destroyer Just watching the scene in boredom. " this is getting stupid " he thought. He ends up napping on the ground like a dog back facing them.
Trude: DEAR💢
Destroyer: WHAT I GOT BORED💢
Destroyer flying again missing trude. The cartridges got on her clothes burning her shirt.
Destroyer: sanya is the only person who has a 9 barreled rocket launcher
Timeskip:
Eila blocked her door. She saw the future of them bothering her Now she won't leave her room. Erica had a spare key so she & slaughterhouse can come in.
They see slaughterhouse sleeping on her bed. Mio comes in told her everything why as usual trude & destroyer shirley & erica.
Yoshika: yes, i learned you think i've been getting " imposing. " * showing them liver oil * i've learned i shouldn't be eating your leftovers. Today you be cleaning your plates
Timeskip:
While mobius 1 & cipher fixing the heater unit. Lucchini's magic is sunlight strike she turns magical energy into heat energy, witch is the perfect ability for cold days.
Cipher: fixing this heater will takes sometime. You Guys got a heater use it
Slat: has everyone seen mio?
Erica: outside
Mio outside top off half naked with red towel. Slat grabbed a heavy coat ran outside. He bonked her in the head threw a coat over her dragged back inside.
Slat: there's males here honey. There other ways
Mio: dear give me a break
Timeskip:
Minna: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? THERE ARE MEN ON THE BASE💢💢💢💢💢💢
Trigger: YEAH. DID SLAT PUNISH YOU💢💢💢💢💢💢💢
Perrine: THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN'T SEE MUCH BUT WE'RE OUTSIDE
Mio: well, everybody does it in fuso. It keeps you healthy...
Slat: WE ARE NOT IN FUSO💢💢💢💢💢😫😫😫
Minna: miyafuji, i know you're there. Get over here
Trigger: girl your age your not gonna do that here are you?
Mio: you understand it may seem weird but its normal
Trigger: again males here
Yoshika ran away with mio's katana. She noticed trude ripped half of the logs herself.
Destroyer: you two need help?
Destroyer came in trude blushed & nodded. They got enough logs.
Timeskip:
Yoshika trude & lex saw the soot on the floor of the room. They told them why Trude & lex got pissed.
Nothing to say
Later
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strike witches butai hasshin: skies unknown Completed
Fanfictionthe comedy side of strike witches & ace combat 7 crossover.