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(Song starts playing)
Trude backs up yoshika for cook brunch. Door Open trude sees her boyfriend. Lex hills tac name destroyer callsign strider 2, born from ustio grew up in osea.
He came to sit down at the table.
Trude: morning * came up to kiss him *
Destroyer: morning
Yoshika: i always thought your a early morning riser
Destroyer: oh to be like mio & slat
The reality dawned on them.
Destroyer: yeah i don't give a shit
Trude: of course you don't
Yoshika: did you often to cook before i came along?
Trude: no we took turns
Destroyer: same for me my current squadron & before
Trude: the worst cook is minna no contest
Destroyer: what really?!
Trude: if she here's about a health problem she had no regard to flavor. During emergency missions she fed is with hypochlorite acid on a certain dish so we can eat faster
Destroyer: okay😅
Trude: (laughs) they say cooking is caring * holding up a knife * motivated by love right?
Destroyer: typical yandere reference
Yoshika: that is not what i'm meant
Lynette bishop & skyler bowman tac name phoenix callsign strider 6 phoenix walked in.
Phoenix: morning guys
Destroyer: hi
Trude: hello Skyler & bishop
Bishop: you need help yoshika
She put the salad in & left along with phoenix.
Destroyer: what just happened?
Yoshika: without the seasoning😩
Trude: she's the better cook
Before they get Lucchini minna & trigger callsign strider 1 appeared.
Minna: morning guys
Trigger: top of the morning to you
Trude: good timing minna
Minna using her magic
Minna tells some of them are still sleeping. While trude lex & yoshika are going to wake everyone minna decided to whip up something that made 3 strikes chill to the bone.
Trigger: oh wait i don't feel good uh i gotta
Minna puts her hand on his shoulder
Minna: oh please..... You wanna try my brunch
She drags
Trigger: HELP ME😫😫😫😫😫😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
minna: 😂😂😂😂😂😈😈😈😈😈😈
Minna laughing evilly.
Bishop & bowman stared at them in worry.
To be continued
No action involved well some
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strike witches butai hasshin: skies unknown Completed
Fanfictionthe comedy side of strike witches & ace combat 7 crossover.