THIS IS A JOKE FANFIC!!!
Shota finds that he takes a liking to piss and figures out he has a piss kink
also if anyone asks, no i am not mentally stable, and if u actually like this fanfic then u might need to find a therapist
shrek and y/n walk to aizawa's house holding hands.
y/n's mind:gosh, he's gripping my hands soooo tight, he's sooooo hot i cant stop blushing 🥰🥰😍😍😍😳😳😳😳
they arrive at aizawa's house. they knock on the door. aizawa then opens the door and starts blushing when he's sees shreks HOT face
"hey shawty" shrek said while making the fboy face
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"uwu w-w-w-w-w-w-w-why a-a-a-are y-y-y-y-you here?" aizawa said acting all cute uwu
"oi back off he's my hot ogre bitch" y/n says with an attudeeeeee
"PERIOD" shrek says
shota starts crying
"again. uwu w-w-w-w-w-w-w-why a-a-a-are y-y-y-y-you here?" aizawa said
"i'm here to tell u that ur fucking ugly and i never wanted u, ugly bitch, whore, queer, gosh just looking at you makes me feel disgusted" y/n says
"but we're fucking engaged wtf?" shota says
"memory of a goldfish, that was present mic" y/n says laughing
"omg so stupid" shrek says
"no, you have a memory of a goldfish cus what actually happened was that he cheated on me with hawks so i unengaged him and then WE got engaged because we both like piss" aizawa said
"oh, now i remember that, well guess what im unengaging you, shrek is better and more shrexy" y/n said trying not to blush.
aizawa starts crying and shuts the door. y/n and shrek went back t y/n's house
