tw// mentions of murder
y/n gets out of the bathroom and goes to the kitchen. y/n grabs a knife then walks back into the bathroom. y/n then looks at shrek's sleeping body and stabs him 69 times in the back. y/n flips shrek over and stabs him 420 time in the stomach. shrek died that day and a new shrek movie hasn't come out EVER.
"finally that nasty and ugly ogre is gone from this world" said y/n
y/n then uses the knife to chop up shreks body. y/n grabs a huge bag and puts all the pieces of shrek inside of it. y/n closes up the bag. y/n then cleans the bathroom because ya dont want to get caught amirite? y/n then takes a shower to rinse the blood off of their body. y/n then throws out the huge bag. a huge gorilla passing by with his huge dinosaur boyfriend stop by.
"aye yo wtf is in that huge ass bag" said kink kong himself
"food, you want to eat it?" said y/n
"sure" said godzilla the guy himself
"ok, take it, but dont open it" said y/n acting sus
"among us" said king kong
godzilla picked up the bag with his tiny ass fucking dinosaur hands and ate it whole.
king kong's mind: damn he looks so hot eating that bag
king kong then just made out with Godzilla right there on the spot. y/n got uncomfortable and went back inside their house. meanwhile outside while king kong and godzilla were making out mothra was passing by and god jealous. so mothra thought it was y/n's fault and some how grabbed a bomb out of nowhere and threw it on y/n's house. y/n survived totally not because we need y/n yo continue the story.
"aye yo mothera y the fuck did u do that?" asked y/n
"oh damn sorry my bad i never knew how hot u were" mothra said
mothra was so excited by looking at y/n that mothra started cumming everywhere.csince mothra is fucking huge cum went everwhere, even on your house. y/n then starts liking mothra's cum because they were honry.
mothra's mind: damn thats so hot, imma go in for a kiss
"hey shawty let me kiss u" mothra said with an fboy face
"omg yes" said y/n blushing so hard that they are about to piss themself
mothra and y/n start making out right beside godzilla and king kong making out.
end of chapter
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piss loving lovers (shota aizawa with a piss kink x reader)
FanfictionTHIS IS A JOKE FANFIC!!! Shota finds that he takes a liking to piss and figures out he has a piss kink also if anyone asks, no i am not mentally stable, and if u actually like this fanfic then u might need to find a therapist
