tw// fighting, mentions of murder, gore ig?
"you do the first punch" said spongebob with corpse husbands voice
"sure" said all might
all might tries to punch spongebob, but spongebob dodges and then uppercut all might. all might's head popped out of his body and blood was spraying out of his neck like a water fountain. spongebob wins the fight and gets away with murder. y/n starts crying cus all might is dead.
"eh, i would have killed him last night" said y/n
then the cops show up and think that y/n killed all might.
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP" said pig cop 1 acab amirite i hate cops
"what?! why?" said y/n
"YOU DID THIS MURDER DIDNT YOU?" said pig cop 2
"i didnt, i only killed mothra and shrek and a few other people who we uninteresting" said y/n accidentally exposing themself
"SO YOU ARE A MURDERER" said pig cop 3
"yes" said y/n
"UR COMING WITH ME" said pig cop 1 while putting handcuffs on y/n
"i do not want to cum on a cop, acab" said y/n
"I MEANT COME NOT CUM" said pig cop 1 while placing y/n inside of the cop car
"geez if u want me to cum on u so bad uncuff me and we could go somewhere to do it, goddamn" said y/n
"FUCK U" said pig cop 1
"oh now u want me to fuck u? what a perverted cop you are" said y/n
pig cop 1 drives off in anger with y/n. pig 1 took y/n and threw them into jail.
"this place isnt really private if u want me to cum on you" said y/n
"ENOUGH WITH THE JOKES, IM GONNA SHOOT YOU IF U DONT STOP" said pig cop 1
"ok sowwy daddy uwu" said y/n
pig 1 then shot y/n in the arm. y/n was knocked out.
end of chapter
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