MHA Oneshots

BakuDeku Fluff & Angst

"No just leave me al- because- just ughhh!" Midoryia groans frustratedly, moving his hands as if he created a new sign language with them. "Midoryia, we cannot understand you when you speak like this." Iida says and it catches Bakugo's attention. "Break off, dumb ass. I got this." He says cockily and walks over. "Bakugo? How could you possibly help?" Tsu asks and Bakugo rolls his eyes, pushing Midoryia's friends away from him. "Grab my hands and squeeze real hard." Bakugo says and offers his hands to Midoryia. Midoryia obeys but is still angrily trying to stutter through a sentence.

"Come on now, say it with your full chest." Bakugo commands and squeezes Midoryia's hands in encouragement. Midoryia grips Bakugo's hands tightly and yells, "FUCK!" shocking everyone else in the common room. "Better?" Bakugo asks and Midoryia nods. "Yeah, thanks Kacchan." He says and releases Bakugo's hands. "Yeah, text me if you need to spar." Bakugo says and messes up Midoryia's hair before walking back to his shocked friends. Midoryia is sighing in relief and shaking his hands to keep calm. "What was that?" Uraraka asks and Midoryia shrugs. "I get too frustrated and Kacchan always knows what to do." He explains and groans.

"I'm texting him, I need to go spar." Midoryia says and Bakugo rolls his eyes, already walking over. "Yeah I already knew. Get changed, Deku." He says and Midoryia hurries to obey. They meet out in the training area and Midoryia just lunges at Bakugo. They end up fighting on and off for an hour. "Shower then I'm cooking you katsudon." Bakugo says and they run through their respective showers and Midoryia takes a little longer than normal, wanting to relax. Bakugo goes to the kitchen and gets started on the katsudon, turning on some music for entertainment. Midoryia walks over shortly and hopa up to sit on the counter, hair still damp and he's just in his shorts at the moment.

"Here." Bakugo says and offers a spoonful of food to Midoryia. Midoryia leans forward and eats the food, humming appreciatively. "'S really good." He mumbles as Bakugo rolls his eyes. "Of course it is, I'm the one cooking here." He says and puts their food into plates. Bakugo stands between Midoryia's legs as they eat. "Alright, spew. What's been stressing you out so much?" Bakugo says and pokes Midoryia's cheek with his chopsticks.

"I've got a crush on this guy but we're in UA and it'd be even more stress to juggle a relationship on top of UA and extra training with All Might and helping Eri and worrying about the League and I think Uraraka might have a crush on me but I'm gay and ughhh." He rants and Bakugo nods. "Well, you're right. It'd be damn near impossible to have a good relationship with all this going on. Damn near, but not impossible. If this guy is great enough for you to crush on, he better fucking understand that there needs to be a lot of communication. I think you could do it and use it as stress relief on top of being a relationship." Bakugo says and Midoryia thinks it over.

"But what if he doesn't like me back?" Midoryia asks and Bakugo huffs. "Then you're a wimp for not trying. And if he doesn't want to be friends after it, fuck him he didn't deserve you anyway." Bakugo says and Midoryia nods. "So I'm dying of curiosity. Who is it?" Bakugo asks and pokes Midoryia's cheek with his chopsticks again. Midoryia gulps softly before looking at Bakugo on the eyes.

"So... would you like to start dating, Kacchan?" Midoryia asks and Bakugo blinks slowly. "You fucking bastard. You really just got dating advice from me when I'm who you're wanting to date?" Bakugo says and Midoryia laughs nervously. "Yeah... so do you feel the same?" Midoryia asks and Bakugo frowns. "No, I just go out of my way to calm anyone down then make sure they got their emotions out then cook them katsudon. Fucking dumb ass. Yes." Bakugo huffs and Midoryia's heart drops at 'no' but as soon as Bakugo continues on his sarcastic rant, his nerves are soothed.

"Finish your katsudon, it's going to get cold." Bakugo says and Midoryia goes back to eating happily. Bakugo finishes his quickly and Midoryia washes dishes. "Kacchan?" Midoryia mumbles softly and Bakugo turns his attention to him. "Yes?" He asks and walks close. "Can I have a hug?" Midoryia asks and Bakugo moves behind him and wraps his arms around the other's waist gently. "Yeah, Deku." Bakugo murmurs and Midoryia relaxes, leaning back into Bakugo's chest as he washes dishes. Bakugo tucks his head into Midoryia's neck and smiles, happy that Midoryia was thinking of him.

Although he would've given the same advice and support had it been some other lucky guy, Bakugo was glad he wouldn't get jealous over some other guy. "I'm done with the dishes." Midoryia says softly but Bakugo doesn't move. Midoryia rests his hands on Bakugo's and sighs softly, happy to be able to relax in his blond's arms. "Can we go to bed?" Midoryia asks and Bakugo scoops him up, into his arms.

Midoryia allows Bakugo to carry him bridal style to his bedroom. Bakugo lays on his bed and keeps Midoryia on his chest. Midoryia happily cuddles in, reaching up to play with Bakugo's hair. Bakugo pulls the blankets up to Midoryia's shoulders and leans into the other's hand gently. They both fall asleep in each other's arms.