Once upon a time, there lived a very pretty, very smart, very modest, very kind and very rich woman named Mary Sue. As I said above, she was very pretty, very smart, very modest, very kind and very rich. She lived with her kind mother, her very mean father, and her 9 very rude and very favored sisters in a humongous mansion. She was the youngest and the most hated in her family, even if she was the most beautiful and successful one. She was 5,867 years old and earned 1,000 Guinness World Records each and every month since she was born. She deserved more from her family though.
Mary Sue is always addressed by her full name and love talking in the past perfect tense. So she always does!(Even though you won't see it here.)
There were lots of reasons why Mary Sue hated her family members:
1. Whatever she did, they would always be mean to her because...
2. She only got 1,000,000$ to spend each day and only had 20,000 high heels,
3. Her family always teased her because she was only 5,867 years old, as the youngest,
4. She only had 1 lawyer, 2 make-up artists, 3 hairstylists, 3 cooks, 20 servants and her bedroom was only 27 acres, her bathroom 2 acres, her sauna 3 acres, her study 9 acres, and her closet 15 acres!
And the last and most important one:
5. When she was a baby and her mother was feeding all of her children chocolate peas with whipped cream, she gave Mary Sue hers LAST!!
There! Now you can see why she hated all of them so much.
Well, everyone except her personal lawyer, Mr. Larry Oswald.
Anyways, Have fun Mary Sue's super scary adventures!
Well, there you go! My first story. I hope you like it! Please vote and comment!
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The Adventures of Mary Sue
Humor*Insert sarcastic girly voice* Who doesn't like Mary Sue?! Follow her on her "very scary" adventures!