The Adventures of Mary Sue

Mary Sue and the Exciting New Friend Part 1

One day, as Mary Sue was gazing at herself in the mirror, her 'Mary Sue' sense tingled, and a thought entered her mind. No, not a thought. More like a desire. A deep desire. A desire for pizza! Fresh delicious pizza, in a fresh pizza-smelling pizzeria! "Mm... well, I shall better go call my lawyer so we shall go to the pizzeria!" she said to herself.

While she was politely asking one of her servants to please go call Mr. Larry Oswald, she noticed that her 'Mary Sue' sense didn't tell her that she wanted to go cause she can. She had a feeling about it. A new delicious pizza or something. Or something...

Mary Sue and her lawyer went over to Mary Sue's private limo (her 41st one) to go to the pizzeria. "I cannot wait to eat the new pizza! But I shall have to for about 3.43 more seconds." she said excitedly. 3.43 seconds later, she and Mr. Larry got off the limo. Mary Sue hoped that when they got in, there would be a lively air, full of people, talking and eating. Mr. Larry flung the door open with a very flourishing gesture, just as Mary Sue had asked, but unlike her dream, there was no one there!

(DDUUNN DDUUNN DDDUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!! ) Well, except Chef Barry, who had named the pizzeria after Mary Sue. (Yup, that's right, the pizzeria was called 'The Mary Sue Pizzeria'.) She looked inside and also found a little girl in the corner, eating a small slice of cheese pizza. Mary Sue walked up to her and said in her best language, "Hello deariepie! The name is Sue. Mary Sue. Tis a pleasure to meet your acquaintance. What shall you prefer to be called, may I inquire?" The girl didn't know what to say. "Um... I don't really understand what you're saying. Can you, um, talk in simpler words please?"she answered quietly. Amused, Mr. Larry answered, "Miss Mary Sue is asking what your name is," "Oh, um... Felicia." she said, looking down at her dull brown flats. (That's in my POV, not Mary Sue's.) Mary Sue thought it was very beautiful and unique clothing. She wore a brown buttoned shirt, a dark blue pleated skirt, dull brown shoes (like I said) and 2 dark brown braids. "I simply love thy clothing, dear young Felicia!" she said. "Thank you Miss Mary." Felicia answered. "Oh, please call me Mary Sue, Dear Young Felicia." Mary Sue said.

She smiled kindly at her and then said, "By the way, as you young humans call it, may I please have thy make the vegetable pizza please deariepie Chef Barry?" "Sure!" Chef Barry said. "Wait, you mean veggie pizza right?" "Yes please, deariepie Chef Barry." She turned to Felicia and thought she saw a connection pass through their eyes. (It didn't.) "It has been a fine time meeting with you, dear young Felicia. I shall only hope that we shall be meeting again at the mall tomorrow!?" she asked dramatically. "Sure, but why?" Chef Barry asked, thinking that Mary Sue was talking to him instead of Felicia. "Oh, I am very, deeply sorry for this but, I was talking to Dear Young Felicia." There was a long, awkward silence. 

Finally, Mr. Larry broke the silence. "Well, Miss Felicia?" "Oh, um, okay!" Dear young Felicia (Ha!) said, surprised that she had been invited to hang out at the mall with her so soon.

Mary Sue and Mr. Larry sat in the private limo. "I am very excited to learn that the new girl that is named 'Dear young Felicia' has just come into the municipality, and has already been acquainted with me!" she said, excited that she had a plan. "And I have already thought of an idea!" "Can you please tell me it?" Her lawyer asked. "Why not!" She told him her plan.

They reached the mansion and Mary Sue went to her texting room (a room only for texting) to text her friends Luciliana, Ceceliana, Suzy, Juliet and Drizelda (obviously) about her new friend 'Dear young Felicia'. She arranged a meet at the mall for introductions.(Which was her 'great' plan) A few minutes later, Mary Sue checked and saw that all of them had seen the message, but neither of them had replied. Her Mary Sue sense told her that something wasn't right. "It shall be alright." She assured herself. "They must be having the  internet problem as they have those old but unique iPhone 8s. I shall get them the iPhone 16s tomorrow. Those shall be better."

The next day, Mary Sue woke up earlier, and in a very good mood. Usually she wakes up at 4:45 sharp, but today she woke up at 4:00. She made her bed quickly and decided not to bother anyone by waking them up early too. She made breakfast by herself (Good thing that she was announced 'Best Chef in the Universe' 16 times!) and changed into her newest and best clothes: her 75th light blue dress with real rainbow diamonds  and pink sparkles on it, matching high heels, and her best hair and makeup!( She had also won the 'Best Hair and Makeup Artist in the Universe' award 16 times!)

She went to her living room and saw Mr. Larry, her lawyer, waiting for her on her sofa. "Hello Mr. Larry! It has been nice seeing you wake up earlier than usual, at 5:00. Why shall that be so, may I ask?" She asked politely. "Oh," Said Mr. Larry "I remembered your 'great' plan that you made yesterday, and I was just wondering if I can help with anything?" "Oh, absolutely! There shall be a lot to do, and it will take much time, but I shall be sure that with everyone's help( her and her lawyer) we shall achieve anything and everything we desire, in a matter of just a few seconds!" she said, thinking faraway, into the future. (Get it?) "Er...um, why don't we just get stared?" he asked awkwardly, startled by Mary Sue's dramatic acting.

Mary Sue got 2 clipboards with paper on it and gave them to Mr. Larry. "That clipboard shall have all the things you shall help me with. You can begin now!"

They finished preparing everything in a few moments, thanks to Mary Sue's awesomeness, so they went to the mall to start the same thing there. When they were done there too, they waited at the smoothie shop. The owner of the shop, Mr. Gary, was really excited to see that a lot of people were meeting at his shop for the first time.

Soon, Luciliana, Ceceliana, Suzy, Juliet and Drizelda arrived, but no sign of Felicia. They all began chatting together (Even Mary Sue) and everyone except Mary Sue forgot about Felicia. Finally, she arrived. 

Well, that's enough for 1 part. Btw, since this short story will take a bit long time to write, I'm gonna divide it into parts and at the end, I'm gonna connect them together so that everyone won't have to wait for so long. Bye for now!