𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙙 || ranboo

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I was at tubbos watching Michael and eating some bread "okay question would you rather be a sick as frick duck or an asshole goose" I asked tubbo he was thinking hard about this "defo goose you can just walk around and terise the local people" he responded "goose bros hell yeah " I say then almost choking on my own saliva

I felt something hit my thigh I look down and see that had tried to headbut me "hey bud" I say picking him up he responded with an oink "so what you been working on tubbo that you needed me to look after Michael for you" I say while trying to stop Michael from eating my hair "urm we lost something important so now I'm trying to find it"he says vaguely then leaving the house

I turn to the zombie pigling in my arms "come on let's go on trip shall we to my home you can see my pets and the insane people I live with" I say given Michael headpats then I leave tubbos house waving him goodbye " I'll bring him back at 7pm tubs" yell at him he gives me the thumbs up and we left snowChester

He oinked at me as we take the long way thought the smp "good point but I don't like water" I say nodding to his conversation of oinks I was near the prison when sam came running up to us " hey can you tell ranboo something please" he say in between breaths "yeah sure what you want me to tell him" I say as I put Michael on my shoulders "tell him that he needs to stay away from the prison grounds" I didn't really understand what he meant by this but it maded me angry "yeah sure will" i say sarcastically then walking away

As I got closer to the portal ranboo emerged from the portal I couldn't help but smile when I saw him "awww hey Michael hey pumpkin" ranboo says patting Michael's head then giving me a hug " ranboo I would hug you but I don't want Michael to fall" I laughed braking from the hug ranboo gave me a sad look "dang  guess I'm not your beloved" he says trying to do puppyeyes at me I shake my head "ranboo my beloved I'll hug you later okay" I smile at him then going though the portal before he could say out

I ran though the neather quickly to get to my home and making sure that Michael didn't get hurt

Once in the snowy plains I ran quitely techno house so he can help me understand Michael I would ask philza to help but I wanted to see techno be a big softie

"Techno wake the fuck up or I'm killing carl" I say shaking his sleeping body while Michael sat on the floor drawing on some paper I gave him "noooo not my income... oh it's just you never mind" he said then turning to the wall I groaned and slapped techno " you better wake up and help with tubbos child pig man" I say shaking his body more resulting in techno gripping my wrists "fine but if you  ever do this again I will kill you" he said then getting out of the bed to reveal his pink with crowns pyjama bottoms and white loose top

Michael poked techno with his fake gold sword " okay I see why you wanted help" he says then looking at the child in disappointment "why doesn't he have a crown" he complains going over to a large chest that held alot of crowns I'm pretty sure from people hes killed "I don't know why tubbo hasn't given him a crown it's what I said to him" I say as I watch Michael doing grabby hands at a particular one its wasn't gold but very shiny silver one with emeralds and sapphires in it

"Eh this one really you don't want a gold one" techno spoke to Michael and the zombie pigling responding in headbutting technos leg "fine her you go" techno shaking his head then kneeling down and putting the crown on top of Michele's head and Michael responding with a happy oink "it suits you Michael" I say while Michael kept oinking happily "dude we know is shiny but be careful" techno groaned laying down on the floor letting a small smile slip