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This is a story you would hear from me if we played meepcity on roblox together

Once upon a time

A frog

Lived

And sat

On a log

Sunbathing

It looked around

And saw another frog

It jumped over to the frog

And said

Hey

The other frog replied

Hey

The frog said

Wanna swim

The frog said

No

I have a boyfriend

The frog said

I thought you didn't want to date anyone

The frog said

When did I say that

The frog said

Yesterday

You also said

You were single

And I never said it as a date

I said it as a way to make a friendship

You dingbat

The other frog stayed silent

And then

Hopped

Away

Out of embarrassment

Cause he knew

He wAs a dingbat

The end

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