Irrelevant stuff

Don't think I'm weird-

Okey, so like- wanna know why I'm so randomly scared of getting cake on my face? No? Well, imma tell you anyways-

It all started at my 12th birthday party (I think-). It was all going good until thy cake cutting thing. Before thy cake cutting, there are usually pictures and junk. After thy pictures, everyone is like "hEy! TaKe a bIte oF tHe cAkE!" And I don't like biting the cake, but I did it anyways, trusting that no one would push me into the cake.

But some idiot kid pushed me into the cake- and it got into my nose, and I felt like I was suffocating- It eventually got out, of course.

Fast forward 2 years or somethin', it's almost Christmas, right? So my parents got some cake for thy occasion. We all ate some, and it was real g o o d. My mom had finished her cake, and all that was left was the frosting. So guess what?

She slammed the frosting onto my dad's face. My mom, sister, and dad were playing around. Unfortunately, I still had some icing (or frosting- I dunno the difference-), and my mom got some. I didn't think I would be a victim of it, but like, I was right in front of her. So she rubbed the frosting on my face-

I actually started crying, not a joke. I went to thy bathroom to clean up my face, then I'm all like, "Wait a damn second- I think i'm scared of this crap-......WOW! Thank you very much you damn kid! Now I'm scared of having frosting on my face! Thank you for giving me such a damn normal life!"

And yeah- I'm scared I'll suffocate on the frosting. And yeah ×2.....if you think I'm weird now, I completely understand- I think I'm weird as well-

MOVING ON TO SOMETHING NOT AS WEIRD!

I luv mah dad :3 He found a BATIM book and got it for me, I feel really happy bro-

And it's a manual- I have cheats for the game now, cause it literally gives me the playthrough-

But I'm on the part where you fight Boris- and I don't wanna do that-

Boris is precious-

Breaks my heart having to fight him-

:(

Also, that image ALL the way at the top, is something someone has on their bio-