"Why did you buy cond*ms back then?"
Both of them asked each other at the same time pointing their fingers at each other. The people who were present were shocked as hell while a person present there already rolled his eyes in disgust. Their parents felt like facepalming themselves as Mrs. Yu was busy thinking that if they've already make out before marriage since she loved reading one night stand mpreg and Omegaverse stories more. Whereas the father of the church wasn't able to decide if he should just dig a grave somewhere near the church and just lie.
"You said first!!"
"You should say first! You bought a whole pack of dozen..."
This time, Wang Qiren, father of Wang Yibo started coughing vigorously hearing his son bought a whole pack. Fengmian approached him a water bottle at which Mrs. Yu twitched her brows.
"Why tf are you looking at me like that? Stop imagining things, he may die at this much coughing.."
Fengmian said being annoyed."I didn't even say anything..."
Mrs. Yu said suppressing her laughter."As if I don't know the meaning of such gaze.."
Mrs. Yu started laughing while the two grooms were still busy bickering regarding the purpose of buying cond*m and that's also About 6years ago when they first met, while the cat grooms were lazily looking at them.
"You should say! Back then for me it's still considerable, I was 21 back then! But you were only 18... Only 18... Why did you go to buy it?"
"I only went to buy one pack.."
"So what! One pack is enough for a night!!"
"And 12 packs is enough for a whole f*ckin year, if you aren't a s*x maniac.."
"That's not a big deal!! You say first.."
"You say first, whom did you f*ck back then!!"
"You..."
Before Yibo could continue any further argument, he heard a voice saying mockingly.
"Yesss... That's what one should gift to couples in their marriage nah..."
Turning towards the voice, they found it was Zhuocheng; Zhan's ex tenant who commented by rolling his eyes almost at 95° angle.
"Here you go again! Stop rolling your eyes already! If your eyes will fall out then what will you roll?"
Zhan said twitching his brows."Didn't your dear husband say that what he gives as gift to newly wed couples?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
This time Haikuan who's busy drinking milkshake, hurriedly rushed towards Cheng to stop him from saying further. He non verbally gazed at him to prohibit it from saying further, at which he received a good glare from Cheng.
"Yes ! Your dear husband, gifted me and Haikuan a pack of c*ndom in our wedding.. "
"Wtf!!"
This time Zhan glared at Yibo who's already looking towards the sky, pretending as if he knew nothing.
"Yibo is he telling the truth?"
"How will I know!"
"You!!"
Zhan gritted his teeth pointing his index finger towards him.
"Now say why did you go to buy a pack?"
"Well... I..."
"You what?"
"I saw a hack... In 5minutes craft... I wanted to try it..."
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When Your Cat Is A Gay [YiZhan] ☑️✅
FanficA silly short story Of a cat owner who has a male cat Who never even averted his gaze Towards any female cats.. What happens when the owner himself is straight but his cat is not? Will he ever find a breeding partner for his cat? Or someone else...