when the romantic partner is sus! 😳 (jerma985 x reader)

the good ending

"NO!!" You scream, levitating into the air. Your eyes glow a bright white as you disintegrate the whistle. "I'M SICK OF BEING LIED TO!!! THIS ENDS NOW!" You toss your father around the room with your newfound powers until he's a bloody mess in the corner. Channeling all your emotions into getting a weapon, your favorite firearm miraculously appears in your hand. You smirk then turn to your father, aiming your trusty nerf super soaker scatterblast blaster right at his head. "Bye. BITCH." you say, blowing his brains out. "I've got no time to lose," You say to yourself, before turning and leaving to explore the spaceship.

The astronauts are sitting around the table conversing in some language you don't understand. Some strange words you've never heard were being thrown about, 'Sussy baka', 'Airpod Shotty', all complete and utter nonsense to you. You have to find Jerma. Using your powers you zoom around space trying to find him. After about 5 minutes of searching, you find him and put him inside your house. The intergalactic sky is tearing apart, the screen world merging with the real one. With all of your might, you grab Jeremy and transport the both of you to the real world again. As you fall from the sky with your lover in your arms, the ice covering him starts to melt. You land with a thud on the burning hot sidewalk, he unfreezes and rubs his eyes. 

"JEREMY! YOU'RE ALIVE!" you squeal, and hug him.

"Hey, y/n... What happened back there, why do you look so... demonic?" 

"Don't worry about it, please... We're safe now.." But as soon as you said that, the Bug-like Jerma Doppelganger falls from the sky and lands in a patch of dead grass on a lawn right beside you. You scream and shriek and cry, Jeremy gets up to investigate the creature, despite you begging him to come back.

"Y/n, don;t worry... This is safe! It was born when i made that deal..." He says, patting it's head. The creature purrs and grins. Jeremy straddles it with a giggle before shouting. "Hop on!" You, too tired to argue, waddled over and dsat on it's caterpillar-like body and wrapped your arms around your lover's waist. The creature flies off into the night sky and stops by a desolate but beautiful cliff. You and jeremy share a romantic and loving moment under the moonlight. 

However while that is happening, the creature steals jeremy's phone and takes a selfie, captions it "When the impostor is sus!" and posts it. the selfie was taken with the flash on and it alerted you and your dearest. It turns out that simple alien selfie was turned into the world's biggest meme within the span of 6 seconds. Since it was posted from your boyfriend's phone, everyone thought he was the poster, and gave him all the donos and money. Now you guys are rich! You buy a fancy mansion and live away from everyone in the countryside, having enough room for the creature (whom you affectionately nicknamed "Jermy") to play outside.

THE END.