1. Ask the interviewer about HIS/HER life.
2. Ask if they have anything to eat.
3. Beg them for money.
4. When they ask you "why do you want this?" Climb up on their desk and say "I want the D".
5. Following #4, When they try to kick you out, say "What? I want the dimples!"
6. Talk in a fake British accent.
7. Speak in a foreign language if possible.
8. Make the interviewer greet your imaginary friend.
9. Compliment the interviewer's wall.
10. Tell the interviewer that you were found on the planet Mars.
11. Judge the way the interviewer looks.
12. Ask the interviewer to marry you.
13. Say that you suck 'things' for a living.
14. If they ask you about your deep personal stuff, say "Yeah, well, there was that time I banged your mom. No hard feelings right?"
15. Start a temper tantrum
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30 Things To Do When You're Bored
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