1. Kiss Harry.
2. Adore Harry
3. Bite Harry.
4. Smell Harry.
5. Hug Harry.
6. Ask Hermione how in the world she can study so much without dying of boredom.
7. Catch Cho kissing Harry and punch her.
8. Taunt Cho that Cedric has turned into Edward Cullen and show her a picture.
9. Take a bath with Harry and groan when Moaning Myrtle comes in.
10. Ride on Hagrid's back.
11. Meet Grawp and sing "See me gettin' Grawp right now, see me gettin' Grawp right now. Hell yeah, won't stop right now."
12. Knock Draco off his broom in Quidditch.
13. Totally accept that Dumbledore is gay. Who cares? He's Dumbledore!
14. Ask Bellatrix to adopt you cuz she's so awesome. Evil, but awesome.
15. Realize that she killed Sirius and smile sheepishly at Harry.
16. Sing the good version of "Weasley is Our King" to Ron.
17. Wash Snape's hair. I mean, dang man.
18. Pull Dumbledore's beard.
19. Show Harry, Ron, and Hermione all of the inappropriate Harry Potter fan fictions on the Internet.
20. Tell the difference between Fred and George.
21. Give Mrs. Weasley the best Mother's Day gift ever.
22. Use Polyjuice potion to be Draco for a day. See what it's like to be a teenage deatheater.
23. Become depressed because its just too much.
24. Give Professor Flitwick a piggyback ride.
25. Dance by yourself in the Forbidden Forest.
26. Treat Professor McGonagall as your badass grandmother.
27. Sock Voldemort in the--oh, wait. He doesn't have a nose.
28. Cry because all of the deaths.
29. Fight in the Battle of Hogwarts.
30. Make Ron and Hermione uncomfortable by saying they make a perfect couple.
31. Sit on top of Scabbers until he becomes Peter Pettigrew.
32. Make a bonfire in the Forbidden Forest.
33. Run away from the centaurs.
34. Aggressively prank Umbridge.
35. Aggressively kick Umbridge.
36. Aggressively strangle Umbridge.
37. Aggressively lock Umbridge up in a broom closet and then disguise yourself as her for a day.
38. Stay at Hogwarts forever.
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30 Things To Do When You're Bored
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