1. Fall in love with Loki
2. Fawn over all the hot guys
3. Get a job at the diner and when Thor smashes down his coffee, get a mug, jump onto the counter, and hurl the mug at him screaming "ANOTHER! HOW D'YOU LIKE THAT HUH?"
4. Steal all of Sif's weapons and prepare to die
5. Hide Mjölnir under the Invisibility Cloak.....wait is that the right fandom?
6. Tell Loki he got you pregnant
7. Poke Odin in the golden eyepatch
8. Stare at Loki dead in the eye and say "You will not bop to the top with those horns"
9. Tickle an Asgardian guard's chin
10. When Valstagg asks "What sort of madness?" scream "SPARTA!"
11. Browse Facebook with Darcy
12. Run for your life when that giant ice dog or wolf monster in Jotunheim chases you
13. Bop Jane in the head. Sorry, but it needs to be done.
14. Force Loki to wear Midgardian clothes
15. Force Loki to listen to What Does the Fox Say?
16. Force Loki to drink Starbucks
17. Take a picture of him drinking Starbucks and post it on Facebook with Darcy
18. Comb Volstagg's beard
19. Take Thor to McDonalds and watch him get fat
20. Get Thor to sign a piece of paper and give it to Coulson and when he asks why, say "Oh, trust me you'll know why and cherish it in the next movie"
21. Scream at Thor for flipping over tables
22. Ask Laufey if he is a Navi.
23. Team up with Loki and rule everything
24. Fail because we'll never be royals
25. Crash into the palace on a wrecking ball singing Wrecking Ball
26. Skip across the Rainbow Bridge and do a ballerina routine.
27. Have a staring contest with Heimdall
28. Ask Heimdall if you can take his place for a bit and he can take a break.
29. Abandon your spot, dropping the sword and all, and leave to get some coffee
30. Paint youself blue and get red contacts and join to Frost Giants for a day.
YOU ARE READING
30 Things To Do When You're Bored
HumorThis guide is for the people who don't know what to do in their life. This guide will take you on a spiritual journey. This guide....hell, I don't know just read it.
