My name is Aidan McJimjamescoachjimmerslimmerson, and I have a confession to make. There's this girl at my school. She's my perfect match and she's exceptionally beautiful. You could say that I have a pretty massive crush on her. This is quite embarrassing because I don't know her name. I haven't even talked to her yet. A lot of my friends already have girlfriends, so I think it would be nice if I had one too to prove to them that I am capable of finding love.
For the past year, I've been chillin' near her locker, but I don't think she's noticed me yet. Today, I decided to make a move, since I wouldn't get anywhere by just standing there. I walked up to her while she was chattering to her friends. Suddenly, this dude who was wearing midnight black shades and a slick black leather jacket came up to her. His name's Jaymz, Jaymz Rodriguez. He's one of the most popular kids in school and a lot of people like him, and so did I. He used to be my idol. I wanted to be as cool as him, and finally have a place in society, but now I know how much of an idiot he is. People know him for his good looks and cool clothes, and they know him only for those reasons. Jaymz has shiny sleek black hair which he styles himself with a mound of hair gel daily. It's so spiky, you could prick your finger if you touched it! His blue eyes are so mysteriously intense that you can be daunted just by making eye contact.