While waiting for my last class, I decided to confront Jaymz. I was gonna mortify him so bad with all the sick roasts I found on Pinterest! I waited near his locker while keeping a low profile. When he approached his locker, I yelled "JAYMZ IS FAT AND UGLY!" right into his ear. I remembered how scary Jaymz was, so I chickened out and darted down the hall to my next class without even retrieving my math textbooks from my locker. I knew that I was safe only near adult supervision and that the second I stepped out of this classroom, I was dead meat.
After some mathematical slope nonsense, I was gonna tell Mrs. Schmidt about how much of a bully Jaymz is, but I refrained in doing so because I was afraid if Jaymz found out I tattled on him, I would be even deader meat. I stood from my desk, peeked around the classroom doorway, and cautiously galloped straight to the bus. Riley was probably waiting for me in the library, since he's such a nerd and wants to study with me all the time, but if I stayed here at school for even one more second, Jaymz would find me and kill me.
At home, I asked Riley if he knew anything embarrassing about Jaymz via messaging app. He said he didn't know anything besides Jaymz's wacky fashion sense. When I sat down and thought about it, I was extremely glad my mom didn't agree to buying the same leather jacket Jaymz had during the first semester this year. My mom saved me from becoming an idiotic Jaymz wannabe.
