Light was perfectly fine dreaming about being a God in a perfectly crime free world. It was a nice dream. Usually his dreams had at least 1 flying cow and at least 3 strangers that told him stuff about why he should create a copy of his math note book, so it was nice to have a normal dream for once. Just when Light was about to ban having favorite animals in his crime-free world, but the stupid friendship app just had to give him a notification.
HidekiRyugaFan
Hello
I am bored
Entertain me
Kira1 is now online
Kira1
What the hell!
It's 3 am
Normal people need sleep you know?
HidekiRyugaFan
To you it is
It is 7pm for me
So it is perfectly normal for me to be awake at this hour
Kira1
It isn't for me
Therefore it isn't okay for you to text me
HidekiRyugaFan
But what if I want to?
Kira1
no
HidekiRyugaFan
*insert puppy eyes*
Kira1 is now offline
HidekiRyugaFan
Noo
Kira-kun
Come back
Im lonely
Kira1 is now online
Kira1
Go to sleep
Kira1 is now offline
Light turned off his phone's volume and went back to sleep with hopes of banning favorite animals, but was unsuccessful. Instead of that nice dream he didn't dream at all. In the morning Light checked his phone to see if his insomniac friend actually went to sleep. He wasn't all that surprised to find out HidekiRyugaFan didn't go to sleep, but decided to spam him with reviews of various sweets instead. In fact, he was online at this very moment. Did that guy even have a life?
HidekiRyugaFan
Ohayo, Kira-kun
Did you sleep well?
Kira1
no
HidekiRyugaFan
Is it because of me?
Kira1
yes
HidekiRyugaFan
Do you want me to apologize?
Kira1
yes
HidekiRyugaFan
I am sorry for interrupting Kira-kun's beauty sleep
Also I found a cool new feature while you were sleeping
HidekiRyugaFan set Kira1 nickname to SleepingBeauty
SleepingBeauty
you have exactly 40 seconds to change my name back to Kira1
HidekiRyugaFan is now offline
SleepingBeauty
ryuga come here this instant
:)
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An intelligent conversation (a LawLight fanfiction)
FanfictionHidekiRyugaFan then why is Kira-kun on this app, not talking to actual people? since you are on an app made for making friends you probably don't have any Kira1 I do have friends. Also you are on this app too, meaning that you are friendless too. Hi...