Suicidal, ME? NO, NEVER! (Not the typicall Chatfic)

Replacement

Group Chat:

Midnight: How is he doing?

Dadzawa: thanks to thirteen he is still alive

PapaMic: But he is unconscious for now....

Dadzawa: it was my fault! i shouldn't have let him alone!

RecoveryGirl: Thank good he has a regeneration quirk or he would have died there.

HoundDog: I want to speak with him after he wake up

Dadzu: As much as I hate it, I think it would be the right call here.

Dadzawa: if it will help him then go ahead

PapaMic: He always smiled so sweet to us! How couldn't we notice it?

Dadzawa: it was a perfect fake smile... the kid is a scary and very good actor...

RecoveryGirl: I will let you all know when he wakes up.

Dadzu: Yes please.

Midnight: Wait he is in UA?

Dadzu: Yes he is. It is the saves option for now.

Dadzawa: agree

PapaMic: Yep!

Midnight: Wouldn't be a hospital safer?

Dadzawa: The kid might get the idea of jumping out the window...

Midnight: UA is definitely safer!

Dadzu: I know it's not the best timing but I got a replacement for Vlad King and All Might. It is the current number 1 Endeavor and the number 2 Hawks, since All Might ✨ magically✨  disappeared.

Dadzawa: if that flaming trash comes near my little kitten, I swear he will disappear too!

Ectoplasm: Dadzawa mode is still active!

Dadzu: He will be warned.

Dadzu has added Endeavor to the group

Endeavor: Why am I here?! EXPLAIN!

Hawks: Ohh what is this?!

Dadzu: Welcome to the UA staff group chat.

Endeavor: Who is that?

PowerLoader: Ohh right, they don't know your nicknames.

Hawks: Can I get one too?

Midnight: NO! You haven't earned one yet.

Hawks: Earned?

Snipe: Dadzu = Nezu, Dadzawa = Eraserhead, PapaMic = Present Mic

RecoveryGirl: @Endeavor we have another member in the group chat if you dare and lay a single finger on him, then I swear not even god or Satan can help you for what will happen!

Endeavor: And who is that?

Hawks: Ohh wait is that ProblemChild? Why is someone called like that. How do you earn such a name?

Dadzawa: he is my kid!

PapaMic: our kid!

Dadzawa: MINE!

Dadzu: ProblemChild is the adoptive child from Eraserhead and Mic

Hawks: How old is he? Why is he here? What's his real name?

PapaMic: 14, he has problems and Izuku Midoriya

Endeavor: Of course he has problems with Eraserhead as the father!

Dadzawa: what did you say?

Endeavor: Take a re-read!

Dadzawa: I am at least not abusing my family you trash!

Endeavor: What did you say?

Dadzawa: Take a re-read!

Hawks: So what problem does he have?

HoundDog: He is suicidal and tries to kill himself.

Hawks: Ohh.... I am sorry for asking.

Time skip brought to you by Izuku waking up and being held in the UA infirmary for a week to make sure he is physically okay

RecoveryGirl: As you might know, Izuku has woken up and is currently awake for a week now. I will now give him his phone back.

Dadzawa: hound dog do not overwork him

Dadzu: You wanna do this in a private session or in this group?

Hawks: Ohh I am quite curious to chat with him. Let it be in the chat!

HoundDog: I don't care, I would do it privately for his sake cause he might feel uncomfortable but it might also help him if there are more people there to support him.

PapaMic: Then let's just ask him.

RecoveryGirl: He now has his phone back.

Midnight: I hope everything will be okay

Dadzawa: i am in the room with him just in case

ProblemChild is online

ProblemChild: I was told to go online.

Hawks: Hey there kid!

ProblemChild: Hawks? Like in the current number 2 Hawks? The fastest hero that too fast for his own good? That Hawks?

Hawks: Yep that's me!

Hawks: Wait why am I to fast for my own good?

ProblemChild: Well you are part of the hero commission and they are basically telling you what to do. Trying to prevent crimes from happening before they even happen! Although I think you are not a weapon yourself. People and your fans just treat you wrong. They only see you as a hero or a weapon which in both cases you are clearly not. You are in first place a human being and you are not even caring for yourself as one.

Hawks: How did you- Nezu?! Did you tell him anything about me?

Dadzu: No, I did not but I do want to hear what he knows about you.

ProblemChild: No one told me anything, I can tell from your smile that you are faking it and your eyes tell me that you feel caged in. All you ever wanted is to be free so why not be it?! Keigo, you are now part of UA, as far as I can tell UA staff is like a family. I am sure they will also help you out!

Snipe: The kid is not wrong there!

PowerLoader: We kinda are a big family, huh!

Midnight: Of course, we are!

Hawks: I am officially your brother now, nugget!

Hawks had changed ProblemChild name to BabyBird

Hawks: No one ever said something like this to me! THANK YOU!

HoundDog: Where the heck did you get such information?

BabyBird: Ahm research?

Dadzawa: kid that was a question not an answered

Hawks: That is a good question. If the hero commission finds out that you know more like my name then you are in danger my little birdy.

Midnight: I don't want to be rude but he called you Keigo... Is that your real name?

Hawks: How do you know that baby bird?

BabyBird: Do I need to answer?

Dadzu: Yes!

BabyBird went offline

PapaMic: Huh, Sho?

Dadzawa: nezu we need to talk!

Dadzu: I have an idea how he got these information

Dadzawa: I am on my way to you with him

Dadzawa went offline

Dadzu went offline

Midnight: Mic?

PapaMic: I have no idea...