Suicidal, ME? NO, NEVER! (Not the typicall Chatfic)

The trigger

Time skip brought to you by Izuku being hold homeschooled by pro-heroes and Aizawa keeping a close eye on him

Group Chat:

Dadzu: I would like to discuss the plans for the hero course entrance exam and I would like to invite All Might and Izuku to join us. Is there anyone against it?

VladKing: I don't see why a kid should be participating and planning this with us.

Dadzawa: 🔪🩸

PowerLoader: 💣

Snipe: 🔫

Midnight: 🪓

RecoveryGirl: 💉

PapaMic: You were saying?

VladKing: I am completely fine with you guys taking your son with you.

Dadzu: As expected.

Dadzu: @AllMight @ProblemChild

ProblemChild is online

ProblemChild: Yes?

PapaMic: Back read Izu!

AllMight: I am here!

ProblemChild: When?

AllMight: Who is problem child?

VladKing: Mics and Eraserheads adopted son.

AllMight: Is it safe for him to be here?

Dadzawa: 🔪🩸

PowerLoader: 💣

Snipe: 🔫

Midnight: 🪓

RecoveryGirl: 💉

PapaMic: You were saying?

VladKing: If you value your life than just accept it.

AllMight: It is a pleasure working with you. What's your name?

ProblemChild: Izuku Midoriya, I am sure you can't remember me but I wanted to thank you for opening my eyes.

HoundDog: SUS

Dadzawa: How do you know my son?

AllMight: That is a good question.

Dadzu: I am quite curious how did you guys met?

ProblemChild: All Might saved my life without me asking for it. I was attacked by a sludge villain and actually I don't remember how he got me out of the situation.

AllMight: I still can't put my finger on who you are.

ProblemChild: It's not a big deal. You save a lot of people each day, it's not surprising that you can't remember me.

Dadawa: Izu, what did you mean with he opened your eyes?

Dadzu: That is indeed a good question.

ProblemChild: Well I was dumb and I wanted to ask him a question. So as soon as I was back on my feet, I kinda held to him to get an answer while he was about to jump off....

AllMight: Ahh you are that quirkless boy that hold on to me. Now I remember.

RecoveryGirl: What do you mean as soon as you got back to your feet?

AllMight: You the sludge had him completely covered and I didn't see him at first and used my signature smash move to save him.

Dadzawa: you better starting running NOW!

RecoveryGirl: So you meant to tell me that you smashed the villain including him?

AllMight: I did on accident.

ProblemChild: It was an accident! Beside that, I woke up after he slapped me.

Dadzawa: YOU DARE LAY A SINGLE FINGER ON HIM?!

Dazawa went offline

PapaMic: Sho just left home so you might want to hide. BUT I need to say, that even hiding won't help you.

ProblemChild: but he did that only to wake me up again.

Sipe: You were unconscious?!

ProblemChild: Yes I was being suffocated by the villain.

Snipe: I need to refill my guns and I have a sudden urge to hunt the number one down

Snipe went offline

Midnight: You might want to run if you are not running right now.

PapaMic: I would go on a hunt myself only that I can't let my little listener be alone.

HoundDog: Understandable.

AllMight: It was still very reckless of you to just hold on to me.

ProblemChild: I am sorry and didn't you tell me to let go in midair too...

AllMight: That was stupid on my side, I am sorry.

Mdinight: 🔪🙃

Midnight went offline

RecoveryGirl: So did I understand that correct... He knocked you out then slapped you awake and you wanted to ask him and hung onto him and all he said was to let go in midair?

ProblemChild:...that is what happened....

ReoveryGirl: All Might you might want to come to my place and take a vaccine... don't worry about the green collor 💉

RecoveryGirl went offline

Dadzu: Am I correct to assume that you landed on a rooftop with him.

AllMight: Yes a 9 story building I believe.

Dadzu: You can run but you can't hide from me!

Dadzu went offline

PapaMic: Wait, Izu did he leave you there alone?

ProblemChild: Yeah and the security threw me out.

PapaMic: Wait you were the kid we ran past!!!

PowerLoader: Did Nezu get the person behind bars?

Thirteen: No he ruined the person's life and ensured that no one would hire him ever again.

PowerLoader: Ahh that's a lot better!

HoundDog: All Might I expect you to come to my office if you survive the night!

AllMight: Why is Aizawa in front of my door?

PapaMic: Ohh just for a friendly talk....

AllMight: AAAAAHHHH WHY IS SNIPE SHOOTING AT ME?!

Cementoss: Just target practice!

AllMight: WHAT THE HECK IS GO-

AllMight went offline

PapaMic: I would say rest in peace but I wish for him to rot in hell!