Group Chat:
RecoveryGirl: I wanted to let you know Izuku is awake now.
BabyBir: Why am I still alive? RecoveryGirl refuses to tell me why! I am sure I died! SO WHY?!
Dadzawa: calm down problem child.
HoundDog: Izuku are you angry that you are still alive? Do you feel disappointed?
BabyBird: I am sick and tired of life if you wanted to know that. NOW Why am I still alive?!
Endeavor: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? YOU HAVE AN IMMORTALITY QUIRK!
Dadzawa: that's it, i am taking him!
Dadzawa went offline
Endeavor: I am not scared of a cat like you!
PapaMic: Ohh you will regret this. Sho I am coming with you!
PapaMic went offline
Endeavor: What can a cat and a cockatoo do?
Dadzu: How about mouse/bear/dog thing?
BabyBird: Why not immediately say chimera? It's simple and easier to write.
Dadzu: I am impressed you could make the connection between the joke I made.
BabyBird: It's not that hard and what does he mean I have a quirk. That's impossible!
Endeavor: Why not kill yourself again. You will wake up afterwards.
Dadzu: Consider yourself A) fired and B) ✨magically✨ gone from earth!
Dadzu went offline
RecoveryGirl: I wish I could go with you but someone need to look over the green bean.
BabyBird: So I died and magically got up again? LIKE ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!
Hawks: Don't you dare do it again. You made me cry my baby bird. I found you dead and then you just woke up and began coughing up blood and water...
RecoveryGirl: Oh yes, I believe that is a syndrome of overusing your quirk.
BabyBird: I don't want a stupid quirk I want to die!
Endeavor: Then let me help you with that!
BabyBird: Oh yes please!
Snipe: I got a lock on the target!
Midnight: I am with Mic at the moment and you got the go from Nezu.
Snipe: Got it!
Snipe went offline
Endeavor went offline
Midnight: @RecoveryGirl we got him and you know where to find us.
RecoveryGirl: I will visit you guys later.
Midnight went offline
Hawks: You are not letting a hero kill you!
BabyBird: But it's salvation for me, so it's not wrong. Besides do you know how many people Endeavor killed on accident?
HoundDog: Flames hurt Izuku, burning to death is not the best choice.
BabyBird: You are right. Jumping of a roof or drowning is.
Hawks: NO!
HoundDog: Why?
BabyBird: Both of them are calming ways to die.
Hawks: BabyBird if you want me to pick you up and fly through the sky.
BabyBird: Can you drop me too?
Hawks: NO!
BabyBird: too bad!
HoundDog: Why do you want to die so much?
BabyBird: I just tired of life.
HoundDog: Isnt' your life better now?
Baby Bird: Are you kidding? I feel like a prisonous!
HoundDog: Why?
BabyBird: Would you like to be watched nonstop?
HoundDog: No.
BabyBird: Would you like to be with a person at all time and not allowed to get out?
HoundDog: No
BabyBird: Then tell me what's difference between me and someone in a mental hospital?
Hawks: He has a good point...
RecoveryGirl: we only want what's best for you.
BabyBird: Then let me die in peace please!
RecoveryGirl: Dearie we can't do that! We all love you very much.
BabyBird: You are only saying that to make me feel better.
Hawks: No little birdy. They are not. You are part of the family and you are my little brother now!
HoundDog: How did you get the impression that we don't like you?
BabyBird: That because I am- no was quirkless. No one likes quirkless people and you are heroes. Your job is literally to safe people. You did your job and I am grateful for that but you don't have to do that anymore. I am done with life!
Hawks: That's it! I am taking him with me for a week!
HoundDog: A change of environment might be good for him.
Hawks: Birdy you are important to me. You are the first one to see me as a human and not a hero or a weapon. I told you already, you are my brother now and this fact won't change no matter what.
HoundDog: Take him with you and keep a close eye on him.
Hawks: You heard him! He wasn't a little freedom and as long as he has one of my feathers with him, he can have that freedom!
RecoveryGirl: Just don't let him die. We still are not sure how his quirk works.
Hawks: I won't. Let the others know about this too.
RecoveryGirl: Well I am on my way to them since you are with our little green bean now.
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Suicidal, ME? NO, NEVER! (Not the typicall Chatfic)
FanfictionAfter a couple of group chats that were created and destroyed, Mic decided to give it another shot and created a UA staff group chat. Unfortunately for him, he made an error while putting everyone's number in. What happen if he puts a kids number in...
